Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 01:29:41.0

You know, they say dykedom's genetic, and of course, one look at Second Lady Lynne Cheney's 1981 lesbian romance novel "Sisters" lets the readers know what side of the family Mary gets her love for the ladies.

Wrote Lynne, among many other howlers:

"How well her words describe our love - or the way it would be if we could remove all impediments, leave this place, and join together ... Then our union would be complete. Our lives would flow together, twin streams merging into a single river."

In case you're not up on your lesbian romance novel metaphors, she's talking about the vaginal juices of the two gals mingling.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by brdlwyr 2006-10-28 01:31:15.0

That is hot!

She, on the other hand, is a raging bitch puppet!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 01:35:11.0

A used copy is available on Amazon for 282 bucks. Meanwhile, Mary's book is headed for the recycle bins. See Mary? If you had stayed a closeted lesbian, like your mom, 25 years later somebody might have paid a LOT for your book.

Oh, Lynne, Lynne, Lynne, what Sapphic secrets swirl inside your helmet head?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 01:44:11.0


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by iHeartMyGeek 2006-10-28 08:44:38.0

Wow. That blurb had the greatest amount of awkward sentences I've seen in one paragraph in a very long time.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by DottieD'Luscia 2006-10-28 08:59:06.0

Well that's typical of Lynne: awkward, skanky and tawdry.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by SueleenGay 2006-10-28 09:13:24.0

Matgot Kidder and Swoozie Kurtz were brillint in these roles. Has this ever been released on DVD?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by PalJoey 2006-10-28 09:27:33.0

But wait...there's MORE! Forget about Adam and STEVE...she celebrates EVE AND EVE!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by SueleenGay 2006-10-28 09:42:49.0

But does she celebrate Steve and Eydie?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by PalJoey 2006-10-28 09:44:19.0

"They ate of the FRUIT and they KNEW THEMSELVES as THEY TRULY WERE!"


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 10:34:22.0

I say this sincerely: God bless the porn writers of America! Thank you for showing us that we are not alone in our secret desires.

God bless Lynne Cheney, Second Lady, porn writer!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by kjklo 2006-10-28 10:36:25.0

Didn't Cheney also once write a political thriller in which an incompetent vice-president dies from a heart attack while having sex, and his brilliant wife takes over the job and saves the country?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by PalJoey 2006-10-28 10:51:18.0

Here's the bat-shIt crazy Lady MacCheney on CNN:


CHENEY: Well, all right, Wolf. I’m here to talk about my book, but if you want to talk about distortion…

BLITZER: We’ll talk about your book.

CHENEY: Well, right, but what is CNN doing running terrorist tapes of terrorists shooting Americans? I mean, I saw Duncan Hunter ask you a very good question and you didn’t answer it. Do you want us to win?

BLITZER: The answer is, of course, we want the United States to win. We are Americans. There’s no doubt about that. Do you think we want terrorists to win?

CHENEY: Then why are you running terrorist propaganda?

BLITZER: With all due respect — with all due respect, this is not terrorist propaganda.

CHENEY: Oh, Wolf.

BLITZER: This is reporting the news.

[…]

CHENEY: Now, do you promise, Wolf, that we’re going to talk about my book?

BLITZER: I do promise.

CHENEY: Because this seems to be a mighty long trip around the merry-go-round.

BLITZER: I want you to — this was in the news today and your name has come up, so that’s why we’re talking about it.

[…]

BLITZER: Here’s what the Democratic Party put out today, the Democratic Congressional — Senatorial Campaign Committee: “Lynne Cheney’s book featured brothels and attempted rape. In 1981, Vice

President Dick Cheney’s wife, Lynne, wrote a book called “Sisters”, which featured a lesbian love affair, brothels and attempted rapes.”

CHENEY: No. [NOTE FROM PJ: Oh, yes it did!]

BLITZER: “In 1988, Lynn Cheney wrote about a Republican vice president who dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress.” Is that true?

CHENEY: Nothing explicit. And actually, that was full of lies. It’s not — it’s just — it’s absolutely not a…

BLITZER: Did you write a book entitled “Sisters”?

CHENEY: I did write a book entitled “Sisters.”

BLITZER: It did have lesbian characters.

CHENEY: This — no, not necessarily. This description is a lie. I’ll stand on that. [NOTE FROM PJ: Sit down, bItch!]

BLITZER: There’s nothing in there about rape and brothels?

CHENEY: Well, Wolf, could we talk about a children’s book for a minute?

BLITZER: We can talk about the children’s book. I just wanted to…

CHENEY: I think my segment is, like, 15 minutes long and we’ve had about 10 minutes of…

BLITZER: I just wanted to — I just wanted to clarify what’s in the news today, given — this is…

CHENEY: Sex, lies and distortion. [NOTE FROM PJ: What's that? The 2006 GOP platform?]


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Rathnait62 2006-10-28 10:55:55.0

WE DON'T WANT YA!!!!!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 11:26:40.0

huh?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by iflitifloat 2006-10-28 11:27:46.0

And just when you find yourself wondering who would ever marry that lying, neo-Stalinistic warmonger...


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 11:32:00.0

I keep my fingers crossed for the eventual publication of "Forbidden Love," the story of a very close mother/daughter relationship.

Lynne, if you're reading this, write what most scares you! Your audience needs us.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by PalJoey 2006-10-28 11:39:57.0

Don't call Cheney Stalinist! Papa gets VERY upset when I refer to them as Busheviks.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by wonderwaiter 2006-10-28 11:46:26.0

If lesbian love affairs, brothels and attempted rapes are wrong, I don't want to be right.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 12:00:38.0

Ha ha! I'll say!

Nobel Prize winner Jimmy Carter may have famously lusted after women in his heart, but god bless American Lesbian Porn Writer Lynne Cheney for lusting on the page!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by jrb_actor 2006-10-28 12:03:33.0

She was a mess on CNN. Obvious that she didn't even have clear talking points to refute the items Blitzer was questioning her about, much less honest answers.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Jane2 2006-10-28 12:12:30.0

Her lesbian name is Lon.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by PalJoey 2006-10-28 12:18:39.0

Tee-hee. LOVE that.



Mrs. Cheney responds to Wolf Blitzer's
quesions about her lesbian fantasies.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by iflitifloat 2006-10-28 13:08:49.0

Don't call Cheney Stalinist! Papa gets VERY upset when I refer to them as Busheviks.

The Gulag...Gitmo... well, the weather is very different...


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by iflitifloat 2006-10-28 17:25:35.0

Wanna know the kicker here? The conservative blogs are all talking about how she kicked the Wolfman's ass. As if.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by PalJoey 2006-10-28 17:31:04.0

And that will be the Republican strategy on November 8. Declare victory even in the face of defeat.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Auggie27 2006-10-28 17:53:25.0

I think she and Mary could do a damned good reading of THE KILLING OF SISTER GEORGE as a Log Cabin fundraiser, no? Watching her with Wolf, her designer scarf spread out over her ample tweed-packaged bosom, I couldn't help but think of her as Sister George, barking "drink a cup of my bathwater, Missy!" to her daughter. Call me quirky, I'm like, just so there.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 20:21:13.0

I'm not sure that scarf was designer. It looked pure Kohl's to me.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by DottieD'Luscia 2006-10-28 20:34:40.0

And how many cans of spray were used to keep that helmet of hers in place?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by iflitifloat 2006-10-28 21:10:31.0

And how many cans of spray were used to keep that helmet of hers in place?

Are you kidding? She single-handedly hastened the demise of the ozone layer by a half a year.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-28 21:18:50.0

What are you, some sort of man-hating tree hugger? If Lynne Cheney wants to use two full cans of UltraClutch on her head before wrapping a picnic blanket over her shoulders and heading out in search of some womanly companionship, who are we to complain about having to put on a slightly stronger sunblock?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-29 00:53:15.0

Sure it's fiction. Suuurrrre it is.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Dakin 2006-10-29 08:09:57.0

Stay focused! Stay focused.

Ha ha ha


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-29 11:57:30.0

I understand Lynne Cheney was very hurt not to be invited to do six weeks in The Vagina Monologues. Cuz clearly, our second lady knows vaginas. She coulda done the "Reclaiming C---" section with real authority!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Dakin 2006-10-29 12:47:20.0

Thanks for demonstrating your ridiculous, vulgar, off-beat,moonbat, sense of humor, politics, and world issues!

Too bad that it can't be made into a video to bring all values voters out on election day.

The freaks are out and it ain't even Halloween yet.

Got your patriot mask?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-29 12:48:17.0

You by your phone right now?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Dakin 2006-10-29 12:53:34.0

Was that a threat?


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-29 12:54:23.0

No, it was a question.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Dakin 2006-10-29 12:56:15.0

It sounds like a threat. And that's really funny.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Fakin 2006-10-29 22:04:04.0

I TAKE OBJECTIOBALE TO THIS TOPICK HOW COULD FIRST LADY SANT LYBEE CHENY RIGHT ABOUT LESBEAN SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A WAGINA IS!!!111!!!!!


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by Dakin 2006-10-29 22:07:18.0

hi namo.


re: Lynne Cheney: American Lesbian Porn Writer
Posted by FindingNamo 2006-10-29 23:36:56.0

Wrong again Mark Manley, Xenia, Ohio.