danieltosh on Twitter

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1/22 @ 9:49 PM
danieltosh - dear russians, please hack and release this weeks love letter from belichick to trump! i bet it's steamy hot!

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1/22 @ 1:46 PM
danieltosh - waste of money. you would look stupid driving it. you are welcome. https://t.co/9do2wlvNGN

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1/22 @ 1:42 PM
danieltosh - exactly. https://t.co/SEcQCN551P

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1/22 @ 1:41 PM
danieltosh - that's because you only have one. https://t.co/SZZHhIrUlW

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1/22 @ 1:37 PM
danieltosh - greatest dumbest tweet today. well done. https://t.co/9LS9Ok1TgB

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1/22 @ 1:33 PM
danieltosh - no one likes their balls "tickled" https://t.co/oAoaK4gLSm

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1/22 @ 1:29 PM
danieltosh - ha! https://t.co/3wr4MSUsaa

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1/22 @ 1:22 PM
danieltosh - win or lose today, you have to consider tom brady for the mount rushmore of "game managers"

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1/10 @ 12:21 AM
danieltosh - thank you lane!! moneyline +215 clemson!!!!!

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1/9 @ 2:28 PM
danieltosh - i'm back in vegas! come see me at the mirage, no excuses!! https://t.co/z0d1EgZWvq

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12/31 @ 12:21 PM
danieltosh - and the streak continues! 2016, another wonderful year for me!!!

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11/29 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - another season of #tosh in the books, see you in 2017! don’t get too fat over christmas!!

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11/29 @ 9:58 PM
danieltosh - the last new #tosh of the obama administration starts now! finale!!

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11/29 @ 9:31 PM
danieltosh - cover yourself in peppermint if you want to pair well with tonight’s season finale! #tosh starts in 29 minutes.

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11/29 @ 8:59 PM
danieltosh - in 60 minutes, tune in to what critics call "maybe the only tv show to last over 8 years completely emmy-free." #tosh season finale!

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11/29 @ 8:54 PM
danieltosh - please respect that i dvr’d the election and still don’t know who won. no spoilers!!

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11/29 @ 4:44 PM
danieltosh - black friday and cyber monday are over but you can still get huge savings tonight on #tosh tuesdays season finale!

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11/29 @ 11:45 AM
danieltosh - tonight’s #tosh season finale has so much flag burning!!

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11/29 @ 11:44 AM
danieltosh - it’s the most wonderful time of the year! the #tosh season (series?) finale is here!

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11/22 @ 10:31 PM
danieltosh - time to act on the subliminal message i planted in the show. see you all at the reservoir! #tosh

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11/22 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - anybody wanna chat? a/s/l? #tosh

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11/22 @ 9:30 PM
danieltosh - new #tosh in 30 minutes or less. actually it will be exactly 30 minutes.

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11/22 @ 9:00 PM
danieltosh - if your family is already not getting along this thanksgiving, tonight’s new #tosh won’t improve that situation. see you in 1 hour!

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11/22 @ 7:58 PM
danieltosh - good news, trump appointed me to be the head of the fcc. that means new #tosh tonight and any time i darn well please.

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11/22 @ 7:55 PM
danieltosh - if you’re planning on doing anything else besides watching tonight’s new #tosh, know that i respect your decision and wish you well.

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11/22 @ 3:25 PM
danieltosh - crazy to think people have been camping out for the last 2 weeks for tonight’s new #tosh!

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11/22 @ 3:17 PM
danieltosh - but ‘lock her up’ was so catchy!

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11/22 @ 3:12 PM
danieltosh - if pro sports teams can use racist native american mascots, indian casinos should be allowed to have a sports book. #fairtrade

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11/15 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - if you didn't like that make your own damn show. good night! #tosh https://t.co/pYntJTV2Ob

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11/15 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? me neither. let's make dumb jokes. #tosh starts now!

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11/15 @ 9:29 PM
danieltosh - i recommend watching new #tosh, because in 30 minutes, i'm entering your home one way or another.

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11/15 @ 9:00 PM
danieltosh - only 60 minutes until we will return to family values. #tosh

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11/15 @ 5:26 PM
danieltosh - excited to introduce the world to my long-time personal makeup artist on tonight’s new #tosh! https://t.co/m5mYl6pnpT

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11/15 @ 1:53 PM
danieltosh - 2016’s sexiest man not alive - my grandpa. dude was jacked!

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11/15 @ 1:42 PM
danieltosh - if celebrities want their endorsements to matter, they should back the other candidate. flyover states can’t grasp reverse psychology.

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11/15 @ 1:37 PM
danieltosh - are republicans not christians anymore? asking for a child.

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11/8 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - exit polls are saying i crushed it. see you in 4 years, goodnight. #toshOlection

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11/8 @ 9:58 PM
danieltosh - i'm with me. #toshOlection live special starts in 2 minutes. #dvr

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11/8 @ 9:04 PM
danieltosh - i will not be live tweeting tonight because the live #toshOlection special will be airing live! dvr me at the very least please!

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11/8 @ 9:03 PM
danieltosh - if you’re a secret trump supporter god will still know who you voted for and that’s what really matters, right republicans? #toshOlection

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