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11/18 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - thanks for watching. here’s an encore: http://t.co/MlyI85wRFb #tosh #househuntersthemusical

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11/18 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - places everyone, 1 minute to curtain!

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11/18 @ 9:28 PM
danieltosh - neil degrasse tyson has declared tonight's new #tosh 100% scientifically accurate. suck it, interstellar. see you in 32 minutes, my angels.

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11/18 @ 8:31 PM
danieltosh - hey @hgtv, make sure you watch tonight’s new #tosh. i did you gals a solid. please feel free to contact my peeps about giving me a 3rd home.

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11/18 @ 4:17 PM
danieltosh - if i’m not asked to host the tony awards after tonight’s new #tosh, then fooey on all of you! #sonervousandblessed

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11/18 @ 1:50 PM
danieltosh - i met the love of my life. now let’s just hope she doesn’t give me aids. http://t.co/BThv7EswnK

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11/11 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - i'll see you guys next week. i'm heading to africa to meet 12 lovely ladies!

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11/11 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - for the record, i freestyled the entire show tonight. #tosh starts now.

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11/11 @ 9:31 PM
danieltosh - in 29 minutes, sit down, crack open a nice microbrew IPA, pour it down the sink because it tastes like shit, then tune in for a new #tosh

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11/11 @ 9:09 PM
danieltosh - just got word from the surgeon general that if enough people watch #tosh tonight, we can cure moderate to severe crohn's disease forever.

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11/11 @ 9:07 PM
danieltosh - tune in for tonight's very important, must see 'think piece' on internet culture in contemporary america. #tosh

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11/11 @ 3:01 PM
danieltosh - i know myspace isn’t a thing anymore, but i still constantly tell my friends when they’re in jeopardy of not making my top 8.

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11/11 @ 1:37 PM
danieltosh - .@directv some fans record multiple games. add a black bar feature to block the bottom scroll! …now give me free service for tweeting at you

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11/11 @ 1:03 PM
danieltosh - good luck trying to suspend me @espn after tonight’s new #tosh. they drew first blood, not me.

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11/4 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - you guys really dropped the #beefqueef ball. we only made it the 2nd most important thing in the world today. http://t.co/WLYbJUFIKr

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11/4 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - have america hear your voice by making #beefqueef the top trend on twitter. let's take back our country!!! new #tosh now.

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11/4 @ 9:29 PM
danieltosh - hey #beefqueefs, new #tosh in 30 mins. #beefqueef sexy #beefqueef

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11/4 @ 9:01 PM
danieltosh - nobody spoil the election results for me, I’ve got them dvr’ed!! new #tosh in less than an hour!

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11/4 @ 3:41 PM
danieltosh - i know i’m a little late, but lena dunham did WHAT to bill cosby?!?!?

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11/4 @ 1:21 PM
danieltosh - hey, thing online that everyone is freaking out about, nobody in the actual world cares.

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10/28 @ 10:31 PM
danieltosh - thanks for watching. it's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. love and tradition of the grand...

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10/28 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - let’s go. tweet me hard. #tosh

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10/28 @ 9:33 PM
danieltosh - naked and afraid #tosh edition starts in 27 minutes. byob (bring your own boners)

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10/28 @ 7:50 PM
danieltosh - it must be sweeps, why else would we have @andykindler do THREE segments on tonight’s #tosh

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10/28 @ 3:59 PM
danieltosh - enjoy it while you can, lakers fans. this is the last day your team will not have a losing record. #tosh tonight!

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10/28 @ 3:57 PM
danieltosh - if you’re watching the nba regular season before christmas, you are an insane person. #tosh

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10/28 @ 1:13 PM
danieltosh - royals fans, if you take 30 minutes off from the world series to watch tonight’s new #tosh, i guarantee a game 7

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10/28 @ 1:04 PM
danieltosh - i for one think women are getting a lot better

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10/22 @ 2:56 PM
danieltosh - try to scare me with a tweet by any means necessary. winners will be on the halloween sode next week!! #boo

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10/21 @ 10:32 PM
danieltosh - congrats dummies. you made #beefbaby number 1. we changed the world. http://t.co/hkvEUi5nPZ

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10/21 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - let’s get this #beefbaby started #beefbaby - tweet at me using #beefbaby hashtag beef baby. #tosh #onemorebeefbaby #whatthehellbeefbaby

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10/21 @ 9:29 PM
danieltosh - well i guess i can take michael sam off my fantasy practice football team and put him on my fantasy fantasy team. c u in 31! #tosh

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10/21 @ 7:36 PM
danieltosh - just found out my small dancing scene was cut from #magicmikexxl - my wife (who is a ballerina) is going to be crushed.

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10/21 @ 7:00 PM
danieltosh - royals fans, you guys can make it to the world series any year but my show might only be on for 3-5 more seasons tops. #tosh

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10/21 @ 2:05 PM
danieltosh - guys i’m renting a bus!! any “out-of-towners” want to go with me to chico for halloween? http://t.co/wmirHa03aY

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10/21 @ 1:52 PM
danieltosh - some of your all time faves will be making a rare return to #tosh tonight! hints: hide yo kids, X12, and the guy we pepper sprayed… and ???

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10/14 @ 11:47 PM
danieltosh - #KiffinsKrimsonKorner enjoy! http://t.co/1dX1OEVdnR

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10/14 @ 10:32 PM
danieltosh - thanks for watching. for me personally, it's gangbang all the way.

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10/14 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - best #tosh ever starts now!

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10/14 @ 9:56 PM
danieltosh - do you hate or love bama football? that sexy SOB lane kiffin makes a rare appearance on tonight’s new #tosh!!!!!

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