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1/24 @ 10:57 PM
DougBenson - Thank you, Las Vegas! Such a fun week, such a fun show. Now I gotta find somebody who wants to get fucked wearing a #MonkeyBarz. #Unlikely

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1/24 @ 6:14 PM
DougBenson - @charliedehave if only it was that easy. good luck at whatever it is you think you're good at.

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1/24 @ 6:03 PM
DougBenson - Las Vegas! 80 of you have acquired tickets for my show today at 4:20. 120 available. Here --> https://t.co/8JGXaUEahz or just come on down!

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1/24 @ 3:41 PM
DougBenson - No idea how many people are coming to see me in Vegas today. Might be a very intimate show. Tweet at me if you're coming! #TellTheTruth

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1/23 @ 9:03 PM
DougBenson - Stuck in Vegas until Monday? Come downtown to the Plaza to see me do stand-up tomorrow at 4:20 --> https://t.co/8JGXaUEahz $18 No Drink Min

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1/23 @ 3:02 PM
DougBenson - Next live GETTING DOUG W/HIGH is Thursday at 6:15 pacific. Meanwhile, check out 100 archived eps --> https://t.co/l2pbdeZkUd #PeruseOrLose

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1/23 @ 2:22 PM
DougBenson - The voice in the Goldfish Crackers ads is Kevin Kline. #YoureWelcome

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1/23 @ 9:36 AM
DougBenson - I don't think I like Arcade Fire? #SixThirtyAMThoughts

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1/23 @ 8:19 AM
DougBenson - https://t.co/PFPopWS87a

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1/23 @ 7:20 AM
DougBenson - Happy 4:20 Vegas! #AToTheM

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1/22 @ 7:03 PM
DougBenson - San Diego! DOUG LOVES MOVIES is coming back on Wednesday Feb 10 --> https://t.co/VIsChwC6jA #TooSoon?

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1/22 @ 1:43 PM
DougBenson - Vegas! Sunday afternoon just isn't about football* --> https://t.co/8JGXaUEahz *but it's mostly about football #TellTheTruth

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1/22 @ 12:36 PM
DougBenson - Los Angeles!! JULIAN LOVES MUSIC = 2/2 at 11:00 https://t.co/RsGbd7lurA DOUG LOVES MOVIES = 2/3 at 8:00 https://t.co/ShBv2cwF9f

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1/22 @ 12:13 PM
DougBenson - I'd sleep all day but I've got smoking and drinking and eating and gambling to do! #RoleModel #Vegas

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1/22 @ 2:03 AM
DougBenson - Live life, butter your Pop Tarts!

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1/22 @ 12:47 AM
DougBenson - Pretty content with where I am and what I'm doing. #NoFOMO

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1/22 @ 12:30 AM
DougBenson - Vegas #HighAF

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1/21 @ 1:41 PM
DougBenson - KOTB! https://t.co/YQsV8jUlSZ

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1/21 @ 1:38 PM
DougBenson - Good morning, Las Vegas! JLo's Elphaba moment from last night. Decided to give her ass a break for one song. #DatAss https://t.co/rG3P0gUWiJ

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1/21 @ 1:30 PM
DougBenson - The audience last night at Jlo's Vegas opening was supposed to be star studded. All I saw was Derek Hough and Hoda.

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1/21 @ 1:25 PM
DougBenson - Good morning, Las Vegas! Here's Jlo's Alphaba moment from last night. Gave her ass a break for one song. #DatAss https://t.co/k4GrDOhzHu

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1/21 @ 12:23 PM
DougBenson - I'm pretty sure it's not me! https://t.co/AeGyaxCIF2

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1/21 @ 2:31 AM
DougBenson - The stage is set for @JLo! Believe it or not, that curtain isn't real, it's a projection. #Trippy https://t.co/nbLigeHgSa

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1/21 @ 12:17 AM
DougBenson - The stage is set for @JLo! Believe it or not, that curtain isn't real, it's a projection. #Trippy https://t.co/Gg1uGiEw0C

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1/20 @ 11:16 PM
DougBenson - Even though I can afford a ticket to see JLo in Vegas, don't worry you guys, I'm still Benny From the Block. #GotRocks

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1/20 @ 11:14 PM
DougBenson - Hey @JLo, don't be nervous cuz I'll be at your big Vegas opening tonight. Just have fun and like we say in the biz, "Good luck and MacBeth!"

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1/20 @ 5:00 PM
DougBenson - Got hammered here in Vegas last night. Woke up expecting to find Mike Tyson and a tiger in my room. But nope, just a tiger. #GrrrrrreatTweet

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1/20 @ 2:47 PM
DougBenson - We have a BONE TOMATALK, if you will! #OrIfYouWont https://t.co/q4QCMNR9zp

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1/19 @ 7:35 AM
DougBenson - Here's what you wrote: @DougBenson my son 16 smoked cannabis now has a few issues it's not a weed with out problems

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1/19 @ 6:03 AM
DougBenson - I had a lovely time smoking and talking to myself yesterday. Check it --> https://t.co/KrvHrzEZzl

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1/18 @ 6:42 PM
DougBenson - If you book a show in downtown Vegas against an NFL playoff game, you might be a stoner. #ApologiesToFoxworthy https://t.co/PM8z24FOgA

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1/18 @ 3:55 PM
DougBenson - This kind of fun only happens during the holiday taint! https://t.co/PCHLbGIZAE

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1/18 @ 3:52 PM
DougBenson - Is "LOL" the appropriate response to my "Happy MLK Day!" text?

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1/18 @ 2:35 PM
DougBenson - Las Vegas! Come to my stand-up show Sunday. You don't care about the Cardinals or the Panthers, right? #TellTheTruth https://t.co/8JGXaUVLG9

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1/18 @ 2:12 PM
DougBenson - I'm going live in 2 hours! Will there be guests? Probably not! (Everybody is busy not working on this MLK day) https://t.co/VbZQmpKp9S

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1/18 @ 1:33 PM
DougBenson - My February shows at the Improv in Ft. Laud should be on sale soon! Right @ImprovFTL? https://t.co/x2vfzpugdT

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1/18 @ 10:54 AM
DougBenson - A fan of mine took a fall leaving a show in Raleigh and now she's got medical bills. Help if you can --> https://t.co/uSufOW2sya

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1/18 @ 10:53 AM
DougBenson - A fan of mine took a fall leaving a show in Raleigh and now she's got medical bills. Help if you can --> gofundme.commystimayhem

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1/18 @ 12:11 AM
DougBenson - GDWH. If you don't know what those initials represent, go here --> https://t.co/l2pbdeHK2F and learn 'n' shit! #CUTomorrow

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1/17 @ 12:12 PM
DougBenson - (General whining about air travel/weather/seating assignments here.)

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