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7/26 @ 1:40 PM
danieltosh - willie aames AND erin moran are speaking tonight! suck it rnc! #demsinphilly

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7/26 @ 1:16 PM
danieltosh - wait, is there still time to tell jojo i love her? #stopcrying we get it. you’re so torn.

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7/20 @ 11:57 AM
danieltosh - “hitting mug with toothbrush 5208 times” https://t.co/N43AB83vsY #arttwitic

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7/20 @ 11:56 AM
danieltosh - “putting book on a bench” https://t.co/9ihFSdLlxK #arttwitic

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7/20 @ 11:56 AM
danieltosh - “touching door with baguette” https://t.co/1PeOqS0IxD #arttwitic

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7/20 @ 11:56 AM
danieltosh - “waffle falling over” https://t.co/bwzuN7mhbl #arttwitic

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7/20 @ 11:56 AM
danieltosh - boys and girls, new segment for next week’s sode called “art twitic.” please interpret and explain the following 4 links:

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7/19 @ 10:31 PM
danieltosh - okay, you can go back to listening to whichever rich dumb trump kid is talking now.

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7/19 @ 10:28 PM
danieltosh - what's the weather like in twotime arizona? https://t.co/rdQxEZ1lVj

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7/19 @ 9:57 PM
danieltosh - shut the fuck up tiffany trump! i have the floor. new #tosh starts now.

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7/19 @ 9:35 PM
danieltosh - too-far tuesdays starts in 25 minutes! #tosh

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7/19 @ 9:02 PM
danieltosh - one hour away from the best 30 minutes on television. on tuesday. at 10pm. on cc. for males ages 14-17. #tosh

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7/19 @ 8:13 PM
danieltosh - for the record, after tons of digging and hollywood inside information, i am on #teamaaronrodgers. #thebachelorette #fuckhisfamily

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7/19 @ 7:13 PM
danieltosh - roger ailes once flicked my dong in an elevator. good riddance!

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7/19 @ 1:46 PM
danieltosh - the kardashians are not as bad as isis, but it’s closer than you’d think.

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7/19 @ 1:37 PM
danieltosh - over 90% of tonight’s new #tosh is not plagiarized from reddit.

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7/15 @ 12:40 PM
danieltosh - come on, bill (@billsimmons) here’s the aaron rodgers interview everybody wanted to see: https://t.co/0FJKOV4xDG #thebachelorette

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7/12 @ 10:31 PM
danieltosh - lock up on your way out. goodnight. #tosh

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7/12 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - without you, there is no me, so you are to blame. let’s go! #tosh

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7/12 @ 9:42 PM
danieltosh - ratings among gay asian male botanists between the ages of 44 and 44½ is down! if you know him, tell him new #tosh in 18 minutes!

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7/12 @ 8:17 PM
danieltosh - take a break from not watching my show and watch my show. 103 minute heads up! #tosh

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7/12 @ 1:14 PM
danieltosh - if tsa wants to be more effective, they should hire those costco membership nazis.

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7/12 @ 1:06 PM
danieltosh - blink 182 has the #1 album, so i guess i’m not that old!

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7/12 @ 1:03 PM
danieltosh - thanks to dwyane wade and tim duncan for all the memories. you will be missed.

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7/5 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - the nfl did not approve of this week’s web redemption. #tosh https://t.co/kYOj6h6RS0

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7/5 @ 10:19 PM
danieltosh - my new best friend forever! https://t.co/k0WL20iB7F

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7/5 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - if you hate football or love football or don’t care about football, tonight’s web redemption will be your favorite. #tosh

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7/5 @ 9:30 PM
danieltosh - new #tosh starting in 1800... 1799... 1798... 1797... 1796... 1795... 1794... 1793... 1792... 1791... 1790... 1789... 1788... 1787... 1786…

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7/5 @ 9:00 PM
danieltosh - tonight i do what goodell refuses to do. i solve the nfl's concussion issue. #tosh in 60 minutes.

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7/5 @ 7:29 PM
danieltosh - let's change the color of traffic lights. blue is stop, magenta is go, lavender is slow down/gun it depending on your driving style.

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7/5 @ 7:15 PM
danieltosh - tonight i save football with the best invention since HGH. funniest redemption of the year! guaranteed! #tosh

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7/5 @ 12:56 PM
danieltosh - okay, everybody back to work! new #tosh tonight!!

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7/4 @ 2:14 PM
danieltosh - congrats seattle!!!

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6/28 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - happy happy. sleep tight my angels!

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6/28 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - it’s tuesday and #tosh is tweeting now!

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6/28 @ 9:32 PM
danieltosh - by reading this tweet, you agree to watch new #tosh in 28 minutes or else go to federal prison.

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6/28 @ 9:01 PM
danieltosh - i plan to make love to my ballerina wife to this later tonight. https://t.co/4m1VjC0bnY i suggest you do the same to your loved one.

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6/28 @ 8:16 PM
danieltosh - you can’t spell toosdhay without #tosh

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6/28 @ 1:23 PM
danieltosh - ben affleck was great on drunk history with bill simmons. if tom brady was such a good friend, he’d deflate ben’s puffy face!

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