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9/2 @ 10:32 PM
danieltosh - men only! for next week’s ep, leak me sexy pics of yourself that you want ONLY ME and my audience to see. here’s mine http://t.co/PEQ7K6k2Vt

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9/2 @ 10:31 PM
danieltosh - thanks for watching. the results are in - 88% of you weirdos on the east coast would rather sleep with 2 dead cats.

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9/2 @ 9:59 PM
danieltosh - it’s time, mom!!! daniel’s on!

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9/2 @ 9:31 PM
danieltosh - sit in front of your tv. in 29 mins i would like you to turn it on #tosh

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9/2 @ 6:12 PM
danieltosh - out of respect, please don't watch tonight's leaked #tosh. i was underage when it was recorded.

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9/2 @ 6:08 PM
danieltosh - if you're wearing white today i hope you burn in hell.

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9/2 @ 1:20 PM
danieltosh - if you love football and you love women, tonight’s episode is right up your alley. if i do say so myself, if i do say so myself.

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8/28 @ 11:39 AM
danieltosh - congrats fellas, we made it! no more faking interest in endless conversations, no more dumb weekend plans. football is back!

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8/27 @ 2:06 PM
danieltosh - charity show in flagstaff, new show in hawaii, reno, and tahoe. all on sale today with password “tosh” http://t.co/oWebZVncjl

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8/26 @ 10:32 PM
danieltosh - we have enough to project the results. only 91% of you would choose to make your mom quiver with delight. #wouldyourather

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8/26 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - good night. be sure to tweet me your answers. #wouldyourather

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8/26 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - special thanks to @baracksdubs for getting president barack obama to record our warning this season. let the tweeting commence!

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8/26 @ 9:29 PM
danieltosh - i hope tonight’s web redemption will answer all the questions you had about this “wholesome” family. http://t.co/l8wRryMDQS see you in 30!

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8/26 @ 8:59 PM
danieltosh - sick of watching ice bucket challenge videos? a new season of #tosh starts in one hour.

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8/26 @ 6:36 PM
danieltosh - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R _ _ is the new wardrobe starting tonight! #tosh

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8/26 @ 4:43 PM
danieltosh - hang in there, gays. only one more generation has to die before no one gives a shit. minorities, you’re going to have to wait a bit longer.

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8/26 @ 4:38 PM
danieltosh - usc football player injured rescuing manti teo’s girlfriend from drowning...more to come.

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8/26 @ 4:02 PM
danieltosh - couldn’t be more pumped about making a brief cameo on the season premiere of #tosh!! see you in 6 hours!

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8/26 @ 1:34 PM
danieltosh - wow, just found out tosh.0 won the emmy for “funniest comedy show that people actually watch.” #blessed #sofuckingblessed #tosh

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8/22 @ 8:44 PM
danieltosh - i would be interested in trying to make love to nicki minaj.

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8/19 @ 1:02 PM
danieltosh - thank you to the trillions of people that kept #bringbacktosh trending for the last 9 weeks. it worked! all new sodes start next tuesday.

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8/16 @ 1:12 PM
danieltosh - Katt Williams Day! HBO.

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8/14 @ 3:17 PM
danieltosh - if you love stand up comedy but don't want to watch me, go see my buddy @NickSwardson on his new tour. http://t.co/r9WnCyzSZ4

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8/8 @ 1:11 PM
danieltosh - sorry to hear about your suspension, @lebatardshow. DM me your salary and i will happily cover your lost wages. #comicsans

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8/7 @ 4:47 PM
danieltosh - congrats to andrew wiggins on winning the real lottery... not having to live in cleveland.

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7/27 @ 2:14 PM
danieltosh - took my first pilates class!! not as hard as you girls say, but then again is anything? HA! #pregnancyiseasytoo

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7/11 @ 1:19 PM
danieltosh - i blame chalmers!!!!!!!!!

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6/29 @ 1:43 PM
danieltosh - #BETAwards got the king of comedy @chrisrock to host, and i couldn't be happier! black people, may i please watch your channel tonight?

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6/25 @ 12:26 PM
danieltosh - congrats to apple on finding a way to call women fat without all those (chicken) fat bloggers losing their minds.

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6/24 @ 4:28 PM
danieltosh - turns out the brit who coached my under 13 soccer team didn't believe in my comedic potential. #toshhistory http://t.co/l1NQTxeEYI

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6/16 @ 12:16 AM
danieltosh - hopefully the usa does better in soccer than they did in basketball tonight.

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6/14 @ 9:11 PM
danieltosh - please NO ONE give any money to @ToddGlass. take it from someone who has sooo much money, todd, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

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6/1 @ 4:55 PM
danieltosh - john legend wrote the romantic song 'all of me' for his love. i just wrote a new joke for mine, 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE TOUCHING ME?!'

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6/1 @ 12:19 AM
danieltosh - durant is tired of finishing 2nd. congrats, you finished tied for 3rd. #babysteps

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6/1 @ 12:19 AM
danieltosh - THE miami heat vs. the all world ymca team, part 2. proving again the nba is not fixed.

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5/30 @ 10:35 PM
danieltosh - don't get too down, pacers fans. you still have game 7 on your home court!!!!

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5/30 @ 10:23 PM
danieltosh - lock up the miami hookers!!! countdown to stephenson arrest. 3 2 1...

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5/27 @ 10:30 PM
danieltosh - i love you all. do not come looking for me.

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5/27 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - go. GO!!!

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5/27 @ 9:53 PM
danieltosh - who wants to be part of my framily? etslay eettway innay evensay inutesmay #oshtay

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