DANIELTOSH on Twitter

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2/22 @ 10:32 AM
danieltosh - hey @clemsonuniv tickets are finally on sale today (code: tosh)! if you need a qb i’m willing to greyshirt. #tigers https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/21 @ 10:32 PM
danieltosh - hope to meet every one of you face to fat face on the tosh point show on campus tour! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/21 @ 9:58 PM
danieltosh - #tosh starts now! spoiler alerts: #baaaaadjoke #oscarssoblind #hoteltrespassroofpooljump #backdoorboys

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2/21 @ 9:29 PM
danieltosh - hope you've got a jimmy hat ready to go because new #tosh starts in 30 minutes!

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2/21 @ 9:02 PM
danieltosh - sadly i won’t be able to live-tweet with you guys tonight because my ballerina wife may have an ovarian cyst. probably nothing. #tosh

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2/21 @ 8:59 PM
danieltosh - in one hour fall in love with #tosh all over again!

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2/21 @ 4:50 PM
danieltosh - i’m totally down for a sugar mama if corinne’s baby sister taylor wants to party. #idontknowhowoldsheis

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2/21 @ 2:00 PM
danieltosh - also, if you’re at any rallies, make sure you try their seasoned fries!

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2/21 @ 1:56 PM
danieltosh - i’ve gotten pretty political over the last few months. been to several rallies. all of them monster truck!

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2/21 @ 1:46 PM
danieltosh - if you’re within a 5 hour flight of telluride this weekend, you can go skiing with me and watch me do standup. https://t.co/Rz2ZDU7aP5

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2/17 @ 11:12 AM
danieltosh - https://t.co/ogpbSPJsW8 on campus tickets on sale now! townies young & old, students hot & ugly! all are welcome!! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 3:21 PM
danieltosh - hey @fresno_state how worried should i be about walking my dogs in raisin country? #bulldogs https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 3:18 PM
danieltosh - hey @univ_of_oregon am i allowed to wear head-to-toe reebok on campus? #ducks https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 3:14 PM
danieltosh - hey @gonzagau is it a coincidence that i’m performing at your school & your team is currently undefeated? #bulldogs https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 3:07 PM
danieltosh - hey @boisestatelive how many minutes do i need to block off for the idaho black history museum? #broncos https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 3:03 PM
danieltosh - hey @texastech when the tour came out, i starred this date! who doesn’t love spring break in lubbock?! #redraiders https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 2:56 PM
danieltosh - hey @utaustin which vegan friendly barbecue spot should i hit up while i’m in town? #hookem https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 2:52 PM
danieltosh - hey @tamu will you be kissing each other after every joke i tell? will there be a midnight laugh practice? #gigem https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 2:46 PM
danieltosh - hey @lsu what’s the current boudin ball eating record, because i’m about to shatter it! #tigers https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/16 @ 2:43 PM
danieltosh - hey @floridastate where can bobby sura, charlie ward and i get in a round of disc golf during my visit? #noles https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/15 @ 1:47 PM
danieltosh - hey @ucf is there any way i could crash in my old lake claire apartment? i’ll bring my own sleeping bag. #knights https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/15 @ 1:36 PM
danieltosh - hey @universityofga can my dogs audition to be the next UGA? don’t discriminate against different breeds! #bulldogs https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/15 @ 1:25 PM
danieltosh - hey @clemsonuniv you cool with my dogs marking howard’s rock and then running down the hill? #tigers #sabanslayers https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/15 @ 1:17 PM
danieltosh - hey @utknoxville will i need extra security on the off chance people think i’m lane kiffin? #vols https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/15 @ 10:59 AM
danieltosh - https://t.co/ogpbSPJsW8 on campus!! all are welcome! discounted presale tickets on sale now using password ‘tosh’ https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/15 @ 9:59 AM
danieltosh - discounted presale tickets on sale now using password ‘tosh’ all students and townies who want to laugh are welcome! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 10:40 PM
danieltosh - https://t.co/ogpbSPJsW8 on campus presale starts tomorrow at 10am! cheap tickets for students using password ‘tosh’ https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 10:00 PM
danieltosh - tonight, let #tosh be your foreplay. new sode now!!!

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2/14 @ 9:21 PM
danieltosh - apologies to the few disgusting freaks who eat it, but I’m calling for a full boycott of russian dressing. 1000 island is still okay. #tosh

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2/14 @ 9:00 PM
danieltosh - tonight’s episode pairs nicely with the green conversation hearts. new #tosh in one hour!

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2/14 @ 8:16 PM
danieltosh - i want to invite all my female followers to watch a new #tosh tonight to see how much better i am than your boyfriends for 30 minutes.

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2/14 @ 8:13 PM
danieltosh - the best part about a black bachelorette is that we won't be bombarded by shitty country music. #yesterdaytweet

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2/14 @ 6:40 PM
danieltosh - hey theeeee @ohiostate who do i see about getting a #buckeye sticker for every open field tackle i make on the quad? https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 6:33 PM
danieltosh - hey @uofl i’ve already eaten a hot brown. what’s left to do in your city? can’t wait! #cardinals https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 6:24 PM
danieltosh - hey @IUBloomington is it cool if i do a single lap during the little 500? see you soon! #hoosiers https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 6:15 PM
danieltosh - can’t live tweet #tosh tonight. my ballerina wife and i have 7pm (pacific) reservations at the melting pot! #expiringgroupon #valentines

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2/14 @ 6:08 PM
danieltosh - comedy central has declined my letter of resignation. new #tosh tonight! #valentines

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2/14 @ 3:18 PM
danieltosh - hey @SLU_Official i went to crestwood elementary and sperreng middle school. has anything changed since i left, stl? https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 2:59 PM
danieltosh - hey @Illinois_Alma what neighborhood should i avoid while walking my dogs, champaign or urbana? #illini https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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2/14 @ 2:54 PM
danieltosh - hey @Mizzou where’s the best place to get a soup and half sandwich for lunch? see you soon, #tigers! https://t.co/Pm1zrxlZMH

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