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8/30 @ 9:24 PM
adamcarolla - greatest song all time. Tears of a clown

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8/30 @ 9:21 PM
ConanOBrien - Gummi worms are incredibly popular, so I’m not sure why my line of gummi chiggers didn’t take off.

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8/30 @ 8:47 PM
badbanana - Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call.

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8/30 @ 8:41 PM
adamcarolla - I love that song RT @trecoal @adamcarolla @VolpapDave Adam I defy you to find a worse song than My Name is Luca!

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8/30 @ 8:33 PM
michaelianblack - Drinking "toasted caramel" whiskey because I am a woman.

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8/30 @ 8:19 PM
georgelopez - This week was #chingon one more ! #listentomyfacetour http://t.co/eCvPSTF2F5

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8/30 @ 7:39 PM
DaneCook - I'm so fucking good at ping pong right now it's almost the stuff that makes up folklore.

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8/30 @ 7:35 PM
adamcarolla - yes RT @GlynetteSimoes @adamcarolla is the deaf interpreter scene still in #RoadHard?

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8/30 @ 7:34 PM
adamcarolla - not RT @mopsauce @adamcarolla @Angles305 @KurtWebb I am holding a Heat of the Moment-Asia card

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8/30 @ 7:32 PM
adamcarolla - @jakesnake771love you

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8/30 @ 7:30 PM
adamcarolla - No way I love this song RT @VolpapDave @adamcarolla Pat Benetar...Hell Hell is for children.... a really bad song.

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8/30 @ 7:29 PM
adamcarolla - True RT @Mal0ne32 @adamcarolla Glen Frey-The Heat Is On, with that goofy saxophone, ranks right up there with the worst.

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8/30 @ 7:28 PM
adamcarolla - Every day cops will never get U RT @getchman straight through a left red light arrow today. Thank you Adam Carolla or is it Hero

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8/30 @ 7:15 PM
TheOnion - 'Active Shooter At Large,' Reports Endless Background Hum Of Modern American Life http://t.co/muYPWUwuZ1

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8/30 @ 7:13 PM
adamcarolla - Watch Rolex Historics me driving Newmans 300 z 2+2. note the PLN in head rest. at Carcast

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8/30 @ 7:09 PM
adamcarolla - Great song, Hiatt RT @CMH516 for some contrast, I'm listening to Don't Think About Her When You're Trying To Drive right now. Great tune.

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8/30 @ 6:59 PM
adamcarolla - Good one RT @redsoxunixgeek .@adamcarolla @Angles305 @KurtWebb I will see your I love rock n roll and raise you a Boys of Summer.

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8/30 @ 6:56 PM
adamcarolla - Yes this song is shit RT @Scott_P13 @adamcarolla @stlwags Nothing is worse than Rod Stewart's Hot Legs.

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8/30 @ 6:54 PM
adamcarolla - Great song RT @Suburban_Dad @stlwags Have we all mentally blocked our memories of "Macarthur Park (someone left a cake out in the rain)"?

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8/30 @ 6:53 PM
margaretcho - I want to go to her hospital bed and whisper "Elizabeth Taylor" in her ear. She would wake right the fuck up.

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8/30 @ 6:52 PM
adamcarolla - Shit song but not as bad RT @Angles305 @KurtWebb @adamcarolla I see your Rock On, and raise you an "I Love Rock n Roll"

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8/30 @ 6:50 PM
adamcarolla - For lyrics nothing worse. Steve Miller full tard with the words RT @PaulRBouchard @adamcarolla worse then Abracadabra?

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8/30 @ 6:31 PM
adamcarolla - YES RT @stevecooks @adamcarolla @KurtWebb Worse than Mr Roboto?

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8/30 @ 6:30 PM
adamcarolla - Bad but weird some value RT @Slarti_IYH @adamcarolla @kurtwebb You've forgotten your roots. Nothing is worse than Warm Letterets.

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8/30 @ 6:26 PM
adamcarolla - this is a fun bad song RT @PeachyBreyer @adamcarolla @stlwags No, Adam, I think that's BILLY, DON'T BE A HERO.

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8/30 @ 6:23 PM
adamcarolla - worse than Send me an angel RT @KurtWebb @adamcarolla Worse than "State of Shock" and "Send Me An Angel?"

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8/30 @ 6:15 PM
JimGaffigan - OBSESSED is re-airing on @comedycentral right now. Or get it on itunes. http://t.co/FQYYIIBMSW

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8/30 @ 6:12 PM
adamcarolla - The worst song of all time RT @stlwags @adamcarolla Check outs what's playing now. http://t.co/A72UitGyQ7

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8/30 @ 6:11 PM
DaneCook - There is a REAL messaging app for #instagramers! Go to instamessage_app download and chat with me now! http://t.co/lAI2q1lMGl

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8/30 @ 6:09 PM
adamcarolla - HERO RT @izzyb412 @xBUMSKIx @adamcarolla I'll see that and raise you a http://t.co/mYgKTN4NM4

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8/30 @ 6:08 PM
nerdist - Comics travel in packs. @chrisdelia @SarahKSilverman, not pictured @jimjefferies http://t.co/iYq16uvC81

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8/30 @ 6:01 PM
adamcarolla - Same way you would prep for a nap RT @JenBubash @adamcarolla How did you prepare for Lynette to meet your parents?

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8/30 @ 6:00 PM
TheOnion - In Local News: Source Of Jealousy Not Even That Successful http://t.co/4vDosWZDbr http://t.co/gXH7AWFBw6

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8/30 @ 5:49 PM
adamcarolla - love it RT @alien_research @adamcarolla @DeafFratGuy this was above the urinal at my local dive. #mangria http://t.co/hVDvsBRWR9

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8/30 @ 5:35 PM
someecards - A bunch of real dogs got faked out by this puppet dog. http://t.co/HSSByiSU5q http://t.co/HENEd8MnZM

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8/30 @ 5:29 PM
adamcarolla - what the hell RT @1PYGMY @adamcarolla here is another great one for you. and his feet were stinky! it was 9am http://t.co/f7ro7ZCWIz

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8/30 @ 5:23 PM
DavidSpade - Gig in biloxi tonight and drenched dirt coke on my laptop. Buried it in this pile of rice. Is it… http://t.co/u5uXQ8xOZL

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8/30 @ 5:17 PM
steveagee - and happy birthday to the maddest money, @WarrenBuffett

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8/30 @ 5:17 PM
nerdist - AHOY PITTSBURGH http://t.co/V6vfImQ20A

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8/30 @ 5:15 PM
steveagee - and happy birthday to the maddest human, @TheLewisBlack

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