LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 7/20

Below, watch "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

Rick Perry said this weekend that he believes Boy Scouts would be "better off, if they didn't have openly gay scoutmasters." Man, between the Boy Scouts and gay marriage, Republicans really don't want gays tying the knot.

Rachel Dolezal gave an interview to Vanity Fair where she continued to claim she is black. Even though the whitest thing you can do is give an interview to Vanity Fair.

The US won the International Math Olympiad. So if you don't think Americans can compete with Asia in math, maybe you should talk to some of the members of the American team, like Shyam Narayanan, Yang Liu and Allen Liu and their coach Po-Shen Loh.

A student at the University of Alabama was arrested last week for having ten thousand Xanax pills stashed in his home. Not surprisingly, he's taking the arrest really, really well.

A couple who got married in Illinois on Friday has the last names Burger and King. Which makes sense because in a few years most of their conversations will end with "fine, have it your way!"

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."