LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 5/12

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been suspended for four games as a result of Deflategate. It'll be the most time he's spent sitting on the bench since the last time he went shopping with Gisele.

In a new interview, Justin Bieber reflects on his bad behavior, saying, "I was getting cockier and cockier." Though based on his Calvin Klein ad, I wouldn't say he was that cocky.

Morgan Freeman promoted marijuana use in a new interview, saying, "I'll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it." Okay, now I'm worried he thinks marijuana is something different.

A new study has found that men prefer sex from 6am to 9am, while women prefer it from 11pm to 2 am. Said men, "That's fine, too. 11pm to 2am is fine."

According to a list by Business Insider, Washington University in St. Louis is the college with the best food. While the college with the worst food is the Olive Garden's Culinary Institute.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.