LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 5/11

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast.

President Obama personally called three mothers yesterday who had written him letters recently. Man, I feel sorry for any of their kids who forgot to call them. "You didn't have time to call? You know who did have time? The president."

The White House is testing out new spikes that would make it more difficult to jump its fence. So if you're wondering what kind of cutting edge technology the Secret Service is using to protect the president - it's spikes.

Bill Clinton told the Washington Post that he does not plan on doing any campaign activities for Hillary in 2015. Well, what he said was, "I will NOT do public relations for that woman."
A new study suggests that having sex more often can make people feel miserable due to a lack of spontaneity and desire. I don't know if that's true, but I am proud of my wife for getting a study published.

Kanye West's ex-girlfriend accused him of using ghostwriters to come up with his music. Kim Kardashian defended Kanye, saying he doesn't even know any ghosts.