LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights - 11/13

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast:

Well, people are still talking about Kim Kardashian's butt. After the release of Paper Magazine's winter cover, which features Kardashian nearly naked, Kanye West reposted the photo with the hashtag "all day." Apparently in response to the question, "how long did it take to oil up Kim's ass?"

The Secret Service this week revealed that there have been 40 cases of fence jumping at the White House in the last 5 years alone. And if the trend continues, they're going to take away Joe Biden's Frisbee.

According to recent reports, hipsters in the Middle East are being confused for jihadists because of their long beards. (pause) Good.

Yesterday, while flying over Germany, the cargo door fell off of Bono's jet. And somehow, it landed in my iTunes.

A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught driving without a license on his way to the DMV to take a drivers test, tried to flee, and crashed into a police car. On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably gonna fail.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.