LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue Highlights -2/25

Below, check out LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS monologue highlights from last night's broadcast!

John Boehner yesterday said that President Obama's veto of the Keystone XL pipeline was a "national embarrassment." And then, out of habit, Joe Biden said, "here!"

A new study has found that the most popular type of businesses in New Jersey are golf equipment stores. Though most customers come in and say, "I need a blunt object and a bag about as big as a guy."

Jamaica has officially decriminalized the possession of small amounts of marijuana for personal use. Which would be great news if anyone in Jamaica had small amounts of marijuana.

A student at Philadelphia University has created a Batman costume that can withstand punches, machetes, and baseball bats. In fact, the only thing it can't withstand is his father's disappointment.

Honey Boo Boo is recording a new music video with her family for her original song, "The Honey Boo Boo Bop". And the only way I want to hear that song is if my other choice is Pharrell's "Happy."

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.