Highlights from LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS Monologue - 5/7

Below, check out "Late Night with Seth Meyers" monologue highlights from last night's broadcast!

A Defense Department audit has found that a number of Pentagon credit cards were used to gamble and pay for pornography. That's unbelievable. Who pays for pornography?

A new poll finds that the majority of GOP voters say they can't see themselves supporting Chris Christie. The trick is to lift with your legs, not your back.

The president of Tom Brady's California high school says the whole community is praying for Tom and his family. The whole community? Wow, that's a lot of pressure. If only there was a way to get rid of some of that pressure...

A Florida couple was arrested this week after admitting to getting their teenage daughters to do homework and chores by bribing them with cocaine. On the bright side, they got those chores done in no-time.

About LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS:

Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving "anchor" on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.

As the Emmy-winning head writer for SNL, Seth has established a reputation for his sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy and has gained fame for his spot-on impersonations, unique characters and hilarious spoofing of topical news. Seth takes his departure from SNL to his new post at "Late Night" as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show."

From Emmy-winning executive producer Lorne Michaels ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," "Saturday Night Live") comes the next generation of Late Night jabs, laughs and unforgettable moments on "Late Night with Seth Meyers." One-hour daily show.