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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#175
Posted: 11/29/09 at 1:55am
DETAIL! (a musical version of The Last Detail)
featuring:
The Bad Ass Blues
Give This Man a Beer!
Get it the way you want it! *(the Cheeseburger song)
The Chant
A song in the bordello which is extremely brief and climaxes much too soon.
and the beautifully choreographed Semaphore number- BRAVO YANKEE-Means Good Bye.
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#176
Posted: 2/21/10 at 7:25pm
"My Mother the Car." Think about it -- you save money because the female lead, never seen, can simply come in and record her part.
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#177
Posted: 2/21/10 at 7:35pm
"My Mother the Car." Think about it -- you save money because the female lead, never seen, can simply come in and record her part.

Audrey 2...
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#178
Posted: 2/21/10 at 10:31pm
Jersey Shore, The Musical
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#179
Posted: 2/21/10 at 10:40pm
The Monkey Trial Musical- I am picturing Harvey Feirstein as William Jennings Bryan.

Late Shift: The Musical- Musicalizing the events that led to David Letterman leaving NBC and Jay Leno succeeding Johnny Carson.

Leno Never Dies: The Sequel to Late Shift- Musicalizing the events that led to Conan O'Brien leaving NBC and Leno going back to The Tonight Show.

Suicide Is Painless: A Haunting Musical about Jonestown

War & Peace- The Musical that never ends
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#180
Posted: 2/22/10 at 1:02am
Jersey Boys 2: The Untold Stories- about the 20+ guys who have backed up Frankie Valli since the original seasons left.

Sticky Road- The life and times of Aunt Jemima.

Miracle On Ice: The Musical
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#181
Posted: 2/22/10 at 1:21am
In My Life? oh wait...
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#182
Posted: 2/22/10 at 12:20pm
You know I think would be a great one?

FAME MONSTER: The Musical of the Fame Monster
Inspired by the music and thought of Lady Gaga!!! re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Timmer
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#183
Posted: 5/29/10 at 8:19pm
"Out of My Shell: the Humpty Dumpty Musical"
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#184
Posted: 5/29/10 at 8:30pm
The Tale of the Ancient Mariner: the musical

Such tunes as "Water Water Everywhere" and "Who's Sorry Now?" will charm the audiences.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#185
Posted: 5/29/10 at 8:33pm
strummergirl, first off the sequel 'Leno Never Dies' comment made me laugh. Also, there actually WAS a 'War and Peace' musical already if you can believe it. It was an opera (in German!) that played at the Met a couple of years ago. I had a friend in it and apparently it ran about 4 1/2 hours. So, you are right about it never ending lol.
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#186
Posted: 5/30/10 at 5:55pm
A Little Night Music with Bernadette Peters and Elaine Stritch...
"I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!"-Funny Girl
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#187
Posted: 5/30/10 at 6:29pm
Aw, thanks, Here I Am.

It did cross my mind that there was some musicalized War & Peace out there. Yeesh, over 4 hours of German opera?
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#188
Posted: 5/30/10 at 7:33pm
Watership Down: the Musical

Featuring an entire cast on springshoes - a Cats meets Starlight Express nightmare.

Easily adaptable for community theatre on pogo sticks!
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#189
Posted: 5/30/10 at 8:43pm
Embarrassingly enough, I would pay to see it, but it's overall not a good idea: Ms. Congeniality the Musical, starring Sutton Foster. Ha!
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#190
Posted: 5/30/10 at 10:28pm
Bananas: The Rachel Zoe Story
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#191
Posted: 5/31/10 at 1:58am
Evita 2: Descamisados Never Rise

Telling the story of the journey of Evita's corpse from embalming to closetr to grave to memorial.
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#192
Posted: 5/31/10 at 4:07am
'The Addams Family', where the plot of 'La Cage Aux Folles' is recycled, half of the songs sound as if they were hastily rewritten after a disastrous Chicago try-out, major talent is totally wasted - oh crap, I just saw it this afternoon!
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#193
Posted: 5/31/10 at 6:11am
A musical set in a French supermarket, entitled 'Sylvia Shops'

Elevator music FTW
IMHO I see Queenie as being more of a brunette...
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#194
Posted: 5/31/10 at 8:48am
Twilight the Musical!!
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#195
Posted: 5/31/10 at 10:06am
"Embarrassingly enough, I would pay to see it, but it's overall not a good idea: Ms. Congeniality the Musical, starring Sutton Foster. Ha!"

I would love "Ms. Congeniality, The Musical" but I'm not TOO crazy about the idea of Sutton Foster.
The world was created for ME!
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#196
Posted: 5/31/10 at 10:32pm
"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" with the uproarious patter song "Hysterical Pregnancy" and the hit ending number "I am, George, I am"
Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#197
Posted: 6/1/10 at 3:49am
Omagh. With music by Elton John and U2.
IMHO I see Queenie as being more of a brunette...
Timmer
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#198
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:12pm
You take some old songs from the Great American Songbook and build them into a story about bowling. We call the show "Ten Pin Alley."
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#199
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:16pm
Lynn Fontanne’s Salute to Snoring
What a colossal piece of crap! It'll probably run for years.
Updated On: 11/18/12 at 10:16 PM
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re: Your Worst Musical Ideas#200
Posted: 11/18/12 at 10:27pm
Romney!
Featuring "47 and A Half Percent"; "I Will Be Who You Want Me To Be" "The Etch a Sketch Shuffle" (which features multiple on stage quick costume changes); "The Ballad of Seamus"

Cheyenne Jackson as Romney
Alice Ripley as Ann Romney
Norm Lewis as Obama
Norbert Leo Butz as Biden
Andrew Rannelss as Paul Ryan
Kathy Bates as Candy Crowley
Nathan Lane as Rush Limbaugh

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