re: Your Worst Musical Ideas

faithzilla
Featured Actor
joined:1/3/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 3/21/09 at 01:25am
"The Middle School Musical: Hormones gone Wild!"
I guess that kind of happened with 13, didn't it?
AndAllThatJazz22
Broadway Legend
joined:11/8/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 3/21/09 at 10:15am
I'm not kidding... I tried envisioning an Animal Farm broadway musical, but I just couldn't make it work in my head.

I'm currently envisioning a 'Twilight' musical. I actually have come up with some great Ideas for it in my mind, but I can only Imagine the amount of fangirls, it what PWN wicked.
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
Timmer
Broadway Star
joined:2/21/06
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 11:18am
Chrysler: The Musical
Dollypop
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 05:25pm
MR ROXY: THE MUSICAL!

Perhaps Adam West could play the title role?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
monestere
Stand-by
joined:1/27/06
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 06:18pm
THANK GOD IT'S NOT FRIDAY!, a musical version of the "Friday the 13th" movies, with the appropriately creepy Matthew Morrison as Jason Voorhees and Patti Lupone as Mrs. Voorhees. The hit score features Jason's touching anthem, "The First Time Ever I Sawed Your Face".

My Avatar is the amazing young singer, James Anest
Updated On: 5/2/09 at 06:18 PM
jennamajig
Broadway Star
joined:6/25/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 08:10pm
With Menopause the Musical! and My First Time, I'm just waiting for:

Period! The Musical

Featuring these numbers:
"Welcome to Womanhood"
"Gasp! There's a red spot on my pants!"
"Proper tampon use"
"Period! It isn't just at the end of a sentence"
"Cramps from hell"
"For five days a month I'm a b****"

Dollypop
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 09:45pm
THE BRIS: A MUSICAL SHORTCUT
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/10/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 09:47pm
Corine's Corner II: Love Never Dies
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08
South Fl Marc
Broadway Legend
joined:6/23/04
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 09:52pm
"The Deer Hunter" which of course would have to have The Russian Roulette Fugue.
Now living in DC. I really have to change my name on the board.
SharpCookies
Stand-by
joined:12/16/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 5/2/09 at 11:52pm
Seinfeild: The Musical About Nothing.

Call Me, Beep Me!: The Kim Possible Musical.

And come and see the fun and adventure of some of your favourite characters in:

Dora the Explorer: The Musical! Finally a show appropiate for children of ALL ages!
Timmer
Broadway Star
joined:2/21/06
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 09:02am
A friend suggested this at Thanksgiving and I thought it was awful enough to be a wonderful addition to this thread:

Psycho: The Musical

Updated On: 8/17/14 at 09:02 AM
Patti_LuPone_Fan
Stand-by
joined:6/8/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 11:15am
What about Palin:The Girl Who Went Rogue
With Rousing Musical Numbers as

Dontcha Know?
Eh?
The Tango of Russia and Sarah's Porch
Levi Johnston was screwing me, not my daughter!
The Magical Ways of Mr.Dude
The Things I've Ran Over With My Snowmobile

Opens on September 11,2010 and Closes on November 4,2010
CONAries
Broadway Legend
joined:10/7/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 11:16am
Phantom of The Opera 26: The Bastard Never Dies!
James885
Broadway Legend
joined:5/2/05
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 11:35am
How about:

The Da Vinci Code, The Musical
Angels and Demons, The Musical
The Hulk: The Musical SMASH! (Get it?? Hulk Smash?!)
Cujo, the Musical - with audience interaction!
Going Rogue: The Sarah Palin Musical
Avatar, the musical
Transformers, the musical extravaganza (Staged in the style of Michael Bay. And you thought Spider-Man's budget was sky high!)

"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
Updated On: 11/28/09 at 11:35 AM
PiraguaGuy2
Broadway Legend
joined:10/10/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 11:38am
The First Wives Club.
Never mind, that actually happened. Sample lyrics (no joke)

Gonna be outrageous
Contagious (?)
I'm ready for change (I am ready)
I'm ready for change (I am ready)
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready (I am ready)
I'm ready for change
Ready for a change
Ready for a change
A change in my LIIIIIIIIIFE
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08
NeoNormal
Stand-by
joined:10/25/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 12:16pm
Kanye: Yo, I'ma Let Ya Finish Taylor Swift But Beyonce Had One Of the Best Music Videos of All Time, The Musical.
^^
A Kanye West themed musical

Valley Girls: The Musical
Kirstie Alley: Failure to Lunch
Not Another Kid Musical! The Musical With Absoluetly No Kids!
OMG,LOL,HAHA: The Texting Musical
rmusic11322
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/07
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 12:21pm
Akeelah And The MUSICAL Bee

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"Phantom of The Opera 26: The Bastard Never Dies!"
bahahah!!!
The world was created for ME!
Schmerg_The_Impaler
Broadway Legend
joined:8/31/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 03:49pm
It's a terrible idea, but I am endlessly fascinated with the idea of a musical of "The Prestige."
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 07:04pm
Ben Hur

The bad part is there is one called Judah Ben Hur. It looks & sounds absolutely dreadful. Ben Hur looks like a teenager & they have a number in it that looks like it was taken out of Saturday Night Fever - strobe lights & all.

The best part is you see a horse & it is literally 2 guys in a horse costume. The chariot race must be a gas.One song is for the Sheik singing a love song to his horse.

This looks like the son of The 10 Commandments & makes the latter look like Oklahoma


Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth - Lillian Hellman.
Updated On: 11/28/09 at 07:04 PM
NeoNormal
Stand-by
joined:10/25/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 08:11pm
Sneezy,Breezy,Beautiful Covergirl: The Musical about the Girl Who Never Stops Sneezing.

Thats Hot! The Paris Hilton Musical.
musicalmack
Understudy
joined:8/1/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 09:26pm
My friend's drama director is in the midst of creating three musicals at the moment:

1. BUBBLES! A musical about bubbles.

2. An unnamed musical in which each cast member, dressed as luggage abandoned in an airport, shares their stories about how they got to be at the airport.

3. DO IT WRIGHT! A musical about the Wright Brothers. We joke that it'll be the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang of the next decade, featuring an airplane that flies over the audience while the cast sings "Do it Wright Wright! Do it, do it Wright Wright" to the tune of "Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 09:42pm
Levi Johnston was screwing me, not my daughter!

I expect this to be set to the tune of 'Around the World' from Grey Gardens.
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
Schmerg_The_Impaler
Broadway Legend
joined:8/31/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 09:49pm
A Fiddler In Chicago... the long-anticipated sequel to Fiddler on the Roof, covering Tevye and his family's wacky antics upon arriving in Chicago after being kicked out of their native Russia. I'm pretty sure Billy Flynn would be a character.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
darquegk
Broadway Legend
joined:2/5/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/28/09 at 11:52pm
I actually thought that Godfather could be a good musical in the right hands, with someone like Adam Guettal at the reins.

Not Another Teen Musical: a musical version of "Not Another Teen Movie," adapted to poke lots of fun at High School Musical, Jonas Brothers, etc.
onedaymore
Leading Actor
joined:7/24/08
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/29/09 at 01:23am
Jon and Kate Plus Eight: The Musical of Humility and Family Turned to Narcissism and Money
Whoever says money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop. - Bo Derek
Dagobert
Understudy
joined:10/24/09
re: Your Worst Musical Ideas
Posted: 11/29/09 at 01:55am
DETAIL! (a musical version of The Last Detail)
featuring:
The Bad Ass Blues
Give This Man a Beer!
Get it the way you want it! *(the Cheeseburger song)
The Chant
A song in the bordello which is extremely brief and climaxes much too soon.
and the beautifully choreographed Semaphore number- BRAVO YANKEE-Means Good Bye.