Modern Major General is a great one and as cheesy as the film is I get a kick out of the lyric changes from The Pirate Movie.
Modern Major General I am the very model of a modern Major-general, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral. I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical, From Marathon to Waterloo and in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted with matters mathematical, I understand equations both the simple and quadratical. About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. (With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.) I am very good at intrical and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculus. In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major general. (In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a modern major general.)
I comprehend contemporary culture North American. I straighten more piratical erections than Bo Derek and, I'm in to EST and all the rest, I've undergone analysis, I've jumped beyond the gravitude to permanent paralysis. My muse is into music, but my credit I'll not trouble you, From R&B to S&M, cross over C&W, To groovin' with the Doobies in my Malibu white-souling tones. Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones. (He's older than the Beatles, but younger than the Rolling Stones.) My military knowledge for I'm plucky and adventury. Embraces M*A*S*H and Star Wars and the 22nd century. In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major general. (In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a modern major general.) Pirate Movie Lyrics
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
"My Psychopharmacologist and I" - NEXT TO NORMAL (they mention all the side effects) "Call Back in the Morning" - LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS "I Ain't Down Yet" (the first part) - THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN "Don't Let Me Go" (the bridge) - SHREK "Folies Bergere" (Stephanie Necropholous' part) - NINE "Benny's Dispatch" - IN THE HEIGHTS (for that matter, anything in the show that's rapped) "The Morning Report" - THE LION KING Both "Sitting Pretty" and "Money (Makes The World Go Around)" - CABARET (coinkydink. huh.)
And, YES, "The Brain" from Young Frankenstein does count. There are actually three patter sections: First is "His medulla oblongata," and the second is, "Even though I almost kneed him", and the third and most difficult (because of it being in 12/8 time) is "You can call me Copernicus, Keppler, and Newton."
For that matter, I don't think anyone has ever mentioned "King of Broadway" from THE PRODUCERS. 12 rhymes for "nights again" in 45 seconds or less, a la "Reviewing the Situation" from OLIVER!, written by Mel Brooks? SHEER GENIUS.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid