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BWW Color Code Alert System
BWW Color Code Alert System
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#1BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:01pm
Time to bring this baby back... I believe the apology thread falls under the Salmon catagory, but since the last several pages seem to have been deleted (black alert), I can't be sure.
BWW COLOR-CODED ALERT SYSTEM
CLASS I ALERTS
BLACKWATCH PLAID: real life drama being played out on the board
BURNT SIENNA: a gang-up on one poster
CADMIUM: blatant shilling
CELADON: all hell has broken loose
CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation
CRIMSON: open hostility and sniping in progress...clear to all that it's happening, but the back story is known to only a few
ELPHIE GREEN: unbridled paranoia
FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning
JAUNDICE: uncommonly nastiness, even by BWW standards
MAGENTA: bitch fight in progress;probability of escalation
MOTTLED: unverified report of demise of another poster.
NEW PHILOSOPHY BROWN: poster is spinning a tale of high drama, most likely faux...
OXBLOOD: homicidal maniac in midst...take cover
PUCE: nothing happening; dull
SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack
UNMELLOW YELLOW: rampant self-deletion
VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)
***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***
CLASS II ALERTS: Modifiers
ANTIQUEWHITE: grammar/spelling stickler on the loose
BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over
CHAMPAGNE: celebration in progress
CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose
CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst
GOLDENROD: ridiculous attention grab in process
MAUVE: unexpected appearance of information that was told to someone in confidence (loose lips)
PERIWINKLE: risqué posting
PRESCHOOL PINK: tantrum
QUICKSILVER: passive/aggressive posting with a non-sexual double or deeper meaning aimed at making a point to a certain reader or group of readers
RAW UMBER: a dead horse is being beaten to death...again
SALMON: unbelievable cluelessness
STUCCO: someone seems to be posting while plastered
THISTLE: someone's very touchy
TOMATO: snarkiness
CLASS III ALERTS: Moderator Lunacy
AQUAMARINE: PM warning received
BLACK: thread or post deleted
LILAC: perceived inappropriateness; warning posted
NAN: thread locked
Cross-referenced crib notes:
Class I
All hell: celadon
Bitch fight: magenta
Death rumor: mottled
Faux drama: new philosophy brown
Gang-up: burnt sienna
Homicidal: oxblood
Hostility: crimson
Meltdown, major: vermillion
Meltdown, minor: fuschia
Nastiness: jaundice
Nothing: puce
Real life drama: blackwatch plaid
Thread jack: saffron
Self-deletion: unmellow yellow
Shilling: cadmium
Thread jack: saffron
Turbulance: chartreuse
Class II
Assh*le: chestnut
Attention grab: goldenrod
Celebration: champagne
Clueless: salmon
Dead horse: raw umber
Grammar: antique white
Kids: baby blue
Loose lips: mauve
Paranoia: Elphie green
Passive/aggressive: quicksilver
Plastered: stucco
Porn: periwinkle
Snark: tomato
Sock puppet: cornflower
Tantrum: preschool pink
Touchy: thistle
Class III
Deletion: black
Locked: nan
PM warning: aquamarine
Posted warning: lilac
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#2re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:04pmwow
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#3re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:05pmI love you Iflit
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#4re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:06pmyay!!!
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#5re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:09pm
Tink, does the system predate you?
Those were fun times indeed. 
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#7re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:20pm
Well, here we are.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#8re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:23pm
The Color Code Alert System is back!
Color me ecstatic!
#9re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:34pm
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#10re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:43pm
I haven't been this confused since the hankie table at IML. And some of you KNOW what kind of trouble THAT got me into...OUCH!
I am STILL trying to get the stains out of the carpet.
PEACE.
#11re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/27/07 at 8:22am
Sueleen - stay away from the brown hankys.
Iflit - That was wonderful , but you have waayyyy to much free time on your hands.
#12re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:19am
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#13re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:38amThat's alot of colors. Maybe we could just use the terror alert colors.
9/10 - Next To Normal, Ensemble Theatre
9/18 - Brian Stokes Mitchell, Cincy Pop's
9/28 - Death Of A Salesman, Wright State
9/18 - Brian Stokes Mitchell, Cincy Pop's
9/28 - Death Of A Salesman, Wright State
#14re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:50amI would put the entire board on a Cornflower Alert today.
#15re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:45pm
The board is definitely taking a chartreuse coloring today. (CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation )
ETA: I think it's more of an aquamarine tint ...
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Updated On: 12/21/07 at 02:45 PM
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#16re: BWW Color Code Alert System
Posted: 12/21/07 at 3:45pmHow long will this last?
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. "
--Sueleen Gay
#17bbw color code alert system
Posted: 12/21/07 at 3:50pmit will last until people understand that this is a new era for the ot board and bbw as a whole.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#18bbw color code alert system
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:12pmCornflower and thistle have always been favorites
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#19bbw color code alert system
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:16pmPeriwinkle and Lilac!
....but the world goes 'round
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#20bbw color code alert system
Posted: 6/27/08 at 11:56amWhat's the color code for Great Aunt Elaine?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#21bbw color code alert system
Posted: 6/27/08 at 11:59amCornflower with New Philosophy Brown paisley.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#22bbw color code alert system
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:03pm
With a dash of Goldenrod
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/27/08 at 12:03 PM
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#24bbw color code alert system
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:05pmDo we have a color yet for freaky Friday?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#25bbw color code alert system
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:06pmAw, this sh*t is Code Neapolitan.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
