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BWW Color Code Alert System

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BWW Color Code Alert System#1
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:01pm
Time to bring this baby back... I believe the apology thread falls under the Salmon catagory, but since the last several pages seem to have been deleted (black alert), I can't be sure.

BWW COLOR-CODED ALERT SYSTEM

CLASS I ALERTS
BLACKWATCH PLAID: real life drama being played out on the board
BURNT SIENNA: a gang-up on one poster
CADMIUM: blatant shilling
CELADON: all hell has broken loose
CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation
CRIMSON: open hostility and sniping in progress...clear to all that it's happening, but the back story is known to only a few
ELPHIE GREEN: unbridled paranoia
FUSCHIA: a poster is having a meltdown, but will be okay by morning
JAUNDICE: uncommonly nastiness, even by BWW standards
MAGENTA: bitch fight in progress;probability of escalation
MOTTLED: unverified report of demise of another poster.
NEW PHILOSOPHY BROWN: poster is spinning a tale of high drama, most likely faux...
OXBLOOD: homicidal maniac in midst...take cover
PUCE: nothing happening; dull
SAFFRON: private conversation threadjack
UNMELLOW YELLOW: rampant self-deletion
VERMILLION: a poster is having a total meltdown that will have residual effects (like leaving the board or at least a prolonged absence)

***Adding any of the Class II factors to any Class I alert increases chance of a meltdown by 20%***

CLASS II ALERTS: Modifiers
ANTIQUEWHITE: grammar/spelling stickler on the loose
BABYBLUE: the kids are taking over
CHAMPAGNE: celebration in progress
CHESTNUT: assh*le on the loose
CORNFLOWER: sock puppet in midst
GOLDENROD: ridiculous attention grab in process
MAUVE: unexpected appearance of information that was told to someone in confidence (loose lips)
PERIWINKLE: risqué posting
PRESCHOOL PINK: tantrum
QUICKSILVER: passive/aggressive posting with a non-sexual double or deeper meaning aimed at making a point to a certain reader or group of readers
RAW UMBER: a dead horse is being beaten to death...again
SALMON: unbelievable cluelessness
STUCCO: someone seems to be posting while plastered
THISTLE: someone's very touchy
TOMATO: snarkiness

CLASS III ALERTS: Moderator Lunacy
AQUAMARINE: PM warning received
BLACK: thread or post deleted
LILAC: perceived inappropriateness; warning posted
NAN: thread locked


Cross-referenced crib notes:

Class I
All hell: celadon
Bitch fight: magenta
Death rumor: mottled
Faux drama: new philosophy brown
Gang-up: burnt sienna
Homicidal: oxblood
Hostility: crimson
Meltdown, major: vermillion
Meltdown, minor: fuschia
Nastiness: jaundice
Nothing: puce
Real life drama: blackwatch plaid
Thread jack: saffron
Self-deletion: unmellow yellow
Shilling: cadmium
Thread jack: saffron
Turbulance: chartreuse

Class II
Assh*le: chestnut
Attention grab: goldenrod
Celebration: champagne
Clueless: salmon
Dead horse: raw umber
Grammar: antique white
Kids: baby blue
Loose lips: mauve
Paranoia: Elphie green
Passive/aggressive: quicksilver
Plastered: stucco
Porn: periwinkle
Snark: tomato
Sock puppet: cornflower
Tantrum: preschool pink
Touchy: thistle

Class III
Deletion: black
Locked: nan
PM warning: aquamarine
Posted warning: lilac
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#2
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:04pm
wow

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#3
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:05pm
I love you Iflit
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#4
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:06pm
yay!!!
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#5
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:09pm
Tink, does the system predate you?

Those were fun times indeed. re: BWW Color Code Alert System
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#6
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:16pm
I'm SO glad this has been archived.
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#7
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:20pm
Well, here we are.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#8
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:23pm
The Color Code Alert System is back!

Color me ecstatic!
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#9
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:34pm
re: BWW Color Code Alert System
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#10
Posted: 11/26/07 at 11:43pm
I haven't been this confused since the hankie table at IML. And some of you KNOW what kind of trouble THAT got me into...OUCH!
I am STILL trying to get the stains out of the carpet.
PEACE.
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#11
Posted: 11/27/07 at 8:22am
Sueleen - stay away from the brown hankys.

Iflit - That was wonderful , but you have waayyyy to much free time on your hands.
Now living in DC. I really have to change my name on the board.
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#12
Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:19am
re: BWW Color Code Alert System
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#13
Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:38am
That's alot of colors. Maybe we could just use the terror alert colors.
9/10 - Next To Normal, Ensemble Theatre
9/18 - Brian Stokes Mitchell, Cincy Pop's
9/28 - Death Of A Salesman, Wright State
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#14
Posted: 11/27/07 at 11:50am
I would put the entire board on a Cornflower Alert today.
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#15
Posted: 12/21/07 at 2:45pm
The board is definitely taking a chartreuse coloring today. (CHARTREUSE: mild turbulence, with possibility of escalation )

ETA: I think it's more of an aquamarine tint ...
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

Updated On: 12/21/07 at 02:45 PM
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re: BWW Color Code Alert System#16
Posted: 12/21/07 at 3:45pm
How long will this last?
"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay
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bbw color code alert system#17
Posted: 12/21/07 at 3:50pm
it will last until people understand that this is a new era for the ot board and bbw as a whole.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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bbw color code alert system#18
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:12pm
Cornflower and thistle have always been favorites
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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bbw color code alert system#19
Posted: 12/21/07 at 4:16pm
Periwinkle and Lilac!
....but the world goes 'round
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bbw color code alert system#20
Posted: 6/27/08 at 11:56am
What's the color code for Great Aunt Elaine?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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bbw color code alert system#21
Posted: 6/27/08 at 11:59am
Cornflower with New Philosophy Brown paisley.
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bbw color code alert system#22
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:03pm
With a dash of Goldenrod
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Updated On: 6/27/08 at 12:03 PM
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bbw color code alert system#23
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:04pm
Sad but true!
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bbw color code alert system#24
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:05pm
Do we have a color yet for freaky Friday?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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bbw color code alert system#25
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:06pm
Aw, this sh*t is Code Neapolitan.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
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bbw color code alert system#26
Posted: 6/27/08 at 12:07pm
I think Freaky Friday started Wednesday.

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