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kyleorlando

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joined:6/7/07

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/13/07 at 04:34pm

Its a musical about nothing.... nothing but prostitutes!!!!!

Take your pick:
Tenderloin
Irma la Douce
Sweet Charity
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public
The Life
et cetera & ad nauseum

Current Avatar: Me.
Current Saying: What do you mean it isn't enough being pretty? Have you seen my headshots?!?

jv92

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joined:11/4/05

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/13/07 at 04:38pm

A musical based on a short lived George Abbott directed comedy about murder in corruption in Chicago that tries to make a statement about this country...right after Watergate.

"The Life"
Times Square might have just gotten cleaned up, but we're putting on a show about what it was like fifteen years ago anyway!

Updated On: 6/13/07 at 04:38 PM

Timmer

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joined:2/21/06

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:05pm

Potty-mouthed puppets.

BroadwayEnthusiast2

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joined:5/13/07

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:19pm

A musical about two old ladies remeniscing about their tennis days.

A musical about barbies!

"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster. "Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."

xerotheory7803

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joined:10/16/06

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:26pm

a musical about 5 college students in an old abandonded cabin in the woods. Based off an 80s horror flick.

a musical based on an adam sander movie, starring foul mouthed singing comedian.

a musical about a blonde girl who goes to harvard. and loves dogs.

a musical about bestiality. by disney.

musical about a guy swinging from vines.

popular_elphie

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joined:3/3/05

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:29pm

A musical about talking animals in Africa. But, to make it transfer to Broadway and make it believable, they use some big puppets.

And then what if you are?
What a Prince would envision?
Although how can you know who you are till you know
What you want, which you don't?
So then which do you pick:
Where you're safe, out of sight, And yourself, but where everything's wrong?
Or where everything's right And you know that you'll never belong?

Timmer

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:32pm

There's a nanny in Britain who flies using an umbrella.

Weez

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:35pm

A musical about a gay and a Marxist in prison. ^_^

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

vfd88

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joined:4/19/07

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/19/07 at 05:39pm

A musical about a spelling bee, including a song about a 12-year-old and his penis.

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:05am

I just read hte description for Maritius on Broadway.com and all I can say is... wow....

TheaterAddict7652

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:18am

How about a musical about the Convention of Kanagawa?

There's a lot I am not certain of...

twilightprincess2

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joined:6/23/07

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:29am

OH! I've got it! Let's take a whole bunch of mundane jobs, and have people sing about them! No plot line whatsoever, just people singing about their various jobs! Brilliant! (Working)

If THAT doesn't work out, we can have some people dress like fashionable hobos and sing upbeat rock songs about their AIDS and homosexuality! Genius! (Rent, obviously)

Timmer

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:30am

Someally funny (and good) ones here! Keep it going.

MarkRascati

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 12:46am

A bunch of people swing around on vines for 2+ hours.

BroadwayEnthusiast2

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 01:01am

"Jackie and Mary are half-sisters whose mother's death leaves them in possession of a rare stamp collection. But which sister actually owns the stamps? Which of three dealers can be trusted with their sale? And where do we choose to live: the present or the past?"

That is what it says on Broadway.com, no lie....

Julian2

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 01:06am

Artsy Swedish Porn!

I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!

Burning_Oasis

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joined:3/30/06

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 01:48am

-A girl is taken to a magic land by a tornado, and the only way to get back home are by using her magic shoes.

-People get high and sing!

MerMaggieGalinda

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 02:03am

How about a stage version of what possibly might be the worst movie ever made?

dramarama2

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 6/24/07 at 09:24am

A musical about a young man, straight out of college, who moves into a rundown street, where Gary Coleman, and an excessive Masturbating monster, and an unemployed wannabe comedian, and his asian phsychiatrist wife, along with a closeted gay republic banker...oh and instead of people there are puppets.

AVENUE Q

An intelligent bookworm falls in love with a hideous monster, all the while she befriends a teapot and a large china collection

BEAUTY & THE BEAST

Two men set out to produce a new musical about singing Nazis, backed up by sex addicted elderly ladies.

THE PRODUCERS

A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

Timmer

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joined:2/21/06

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 02:57pm

A conman promises to make rain in a dry town and he and the local old maid help each other see themselves.

Three shows in one: Adam and Eve, The Lady and the Tiger, and a 1960s rewrite of the Cinderella story.

Amneris

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 02:59pm

Derranged , dancing pussies in a junkyard - CATS

songanddanceman2

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 03:07pm

Pitch .. what is Broadway missing???

It's missing pigs Blood Periods and Telekineses, so lets put a stephen king book on stage.We can have a HUGE white staircase, hald naked boys dancing around red lights whilst killing pigs and smearing blood on themselves.And at the end we can kill everyone on stage.I SMELL TONY AWARDS

Carrie

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

songanddanceman2

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 03:08pm

oops double post

Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

Updated On: 8/13/07 at 03:08 PM

Timmer

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 03:25pm

A guy comes to a small town in the Midwest, falls in love with the librarian, and teaches boys to play music just by thinkiong of the note.

ladyofthelake

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re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 04:16pm

Avenue Q: Sesame Street on drugs.

"My sister singing. During the Viet Nam War, I wrote President Johnson that we should fly our jets over Hanoi without bombs but with tapes of my sister singing. I believed that the North Vietnamese would have surrendered unconditionally after two weeks of listening to my sister's singing voice." wexy, on the worst sound in the world.

brooklynbecca

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joined:1/5/07

re: This Doesn't Sound Good
Posted: 8/13/07 at 04:21pm

Rebelling teen moves to small town and gets so mad he just has to dance. One person tells him no and he gets even madder and dances anyway. He gets everyone equally mad and they all... just... have... to... DANCE!

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