re: The Namo Elite Thread!

[FindingNamo]

Welcome to the Namo Elite Thread, where the elite meet and greet!

Everybody's welcome (almost). Well, the elite are. If you're wondering whether you're elite or not, I'll let you know!

Have fun, The Elite!

I say, I'm enjoying a spot of Sleepy Time Extra herbal tea with Valerian. Just the thing to take the edge off an elite urban day!

[TheatreDiva90016]

*Walks in to see what's up.*

*Finds an empty room, except for Namo.*

*Walks back out*

[munkustrap178]

I'm here. I'm elite. I'm WONDERFUL.

[FindingNamo]

Mmmmm, yeahhhhhh, T"shut up"Diva, the patented Rath astersisk thing pretty much eliminated any chance you'd be welcome here anyway. Have fun everywhere else tho!

Of course you are, Munk. Enjoy a tea sandwich.

[luvtheEmcee]

Yo.

[AbbaRabbit]

i'm bat sh*t crazy elite in my own special way.

[TheatreDiva90016]

No problems...

Pity parties bore me anyway.

[iflitifloat]

May I linger a while in the N.E.T. thread?

[FindingNamo]

One can't even spell LuvTheEmcee without "eleet!"

Enjoy a bon bon!

You're Bat Guano Elite, Abba.... enjoy a baby carrot.

[luvtheEmcee]

Oh, I shall. And I shall do so in the name of being an elitist bitch (to the point of being thought a gay man) with pride.

[orangeskittles]

Diva, I'm not sure how this is so more worthy of ridicule than a certain "I'm the greatest poster on BWW!" thread from earlier today...

[FindingNamo]

You're permanently caught in this N.E.T., iflit.

Enjoy some sarsaparilla!

[FindingNamo]

Enjoy a lemon Skittle, orange. The elite don't fear change!

[AbbaRabbit]

these are cute... we dont have cute baby carrots in my supermarket... these must be elite baby carrots

[orangeskittles]

I'm actually more of an M&M fan.

"And I shall do so in the name of being an elitist bitch (to the point of being thought a gay man) with pride."

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[FindingNamo]

Verrrrry elite. Carrots are good for your eyes, which help us read, and reading helps us learn and learning makes us smarter and being smarter is all it takes to be elite!

Carrots for the whole thread!

And a bowl of green M&Ms for skittles to share.

[AbbaRabbit]

i just read on a website that the baby carrots you buy in bags are just regular carrots that are cut up and shaped into little carrots. i'm somewhat disapointed in trader joes.

i need carrots if they give you good eyes... someone or somepet stepped on my glasses and i am glasses-less untill i can get to the mall! i guess i shouldn't leave them on the family room floor though. i need them to read all my celebrity gossip magazines that all report the same annanicolebabydaddybrittanyspearsheadshavingdrugrehabnicolerichiegainedtenpounds story!!

[miss pennywise]

Please, your lordship, if you would be ever so kind as to allow me on your thread. I am, at present, drinking a cup of decaffeinated Earl Grey with a spot of honey. Does that make me elite? What if I left out the honey?

[iflitifloat]

The true secret drink of the elite is a chilled juice box of organic blueberry juice...

[PalJoey]

MARGO: Isn't this a lovely room? The Cub Room. What a lovely, clever name. Where the elite meet. Never have I seen so much elite - and all with their eyes on me. Waiting for me to crack that little gnome over the noggin with a bottle. But not tonight. Even Eve. I forgive Eve... Eve evil, Little Miss Evil.

Does quoting All About Eve make me elite, Namey?

[miss pennywise]

Oh, and I thought, at first glance, that this was "The Namo Lite Thread."

[FindingNamo]

You were elite before you got in here, PJ, as if you didn't know. You too, pennywise. We must order in some organic blueberry juiceboxes. The elite ADORE anti-oxidants, you know.

Well, my loves, I must retire to my gracious canopy bed for my beauty sleep. But carry on with this swell thread as long as you'd like! Let's see if we can make this the on-going-est elite thread in the history of the interweb!

[NYadgal]

I was just about to offer you an Addy-tini. Made with pomegranate juice, which, as we know, is filled with antioxidants!

[AbbaRabbit]

i love pomegranate juice... but never buy pom wonderful. the testing they did on animals is awful. x_X

[FindingNamo]

Any word that ends with the syllable "tini" is sure to call me back to the thread! It's MUY importante that the elite imbibe anti-oxidants so we can live long healthy lives that we LOVE!

But now I must anon. AL anon!

[AbbaRabbit]

from scrubs...
"ooh an appletini! when did they start serving straight guy drinks?"