Official Joke Thread

[Call_me_jorge]

If you have any jokes, post them here!

 

What award did they give to the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

 

 

 

a NO-BELL prize!!

[TheGingerBreadMan]

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

 

Chicken-sees-a-salad.

 

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Sounds like "chicken caesar salad"

 

[John Adams]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

 

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> Dunnnng! <

 

[Alex Kulak2]

A couple vacationing to Russia were walking in the city square in Moscow when precipitation starts to fall. The man says, "I think it's starting to rain." His wife says, "No, love, it's snowing." So they notice a local walking by. The man says, "Excuse me, sir, what's your name?" The Russian says, "My name is Rudolph." The man then says, "Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?". Rudolph says, "It is definitely raining". and continues on his way. The man turns to his wife and says, "You see?! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

 

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"Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer"

 

[SweetLips]

Alex--don't think there was a need to explain that VERY old joke.

Another oldie but goodie-depending the company

Knock Knock--who's there?

Wilma

Wilma who?

Will ma f..... do till I get ma d... out !

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[Petralicious]

What did the House wear to the Ball? 

 

 

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A dress!!!