The New English Language Dictionary

[South Florida]

Probably is now probly, got any?

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Pundant.

[henrikegerman]

"Um" is now "like."

[South Florida]

because is now cos

[kdogg36]

Speaking of because... I think one of the most interesting developments is the use of because (without a following of) as a preposition, perhaps a bit cheekily, as in North Carolina passed HB2, because Jesus. Normally, prepositions are a closed class - a part of speech that doesn't easily admit new members - so this development is rather unusual.

[South Florida]

did not is dint

 

[South Florida]

Ask is now aks, it's way easier.