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Alice : Looking Glass#1
Posted: 5/26/16 at 7:38am

How can a movie about wonder be so devoid of any? 

 

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Alice : Looking Glass#2
Posted: 5/26/16 at 11:16pm

Johnny Depp in white make-up, 'nuf said.

 

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Alice : Looking Glass#3
Posted: 5/26/16 at 11:39pm

Depp came across as an actor mocking a down syndrome person, it was both creepy and very strange

Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist. Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino. This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more. Tazber's: Reply to Is Stephen Schwartz a Practicing Christian
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Alice : Looking Glass#4
Posted: 5/27/16 at 5:01pm

I've heard nothing but "awful" about this movie. Even from die-hard fans of the first one.

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Alice : Looking Glass#5
Posted: 5/27/16 at 8:19pm

rosscoe(au) said: "Depp came across as an actor mocking a down syndrome person, it was both creepy and very strange

 

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This is just pathetic. Can Johnny depp just retire?

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Alice : Looking Glass#6
Posted: 5/27/16 at 9:14pm

Personally I never understood Depp's appeal. He always looks like he needs a good long shower and his constantly changing accent is fncking pretentious! 

 

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Alice : Looking Glass#7
Posted: 5/28/16 at 4:10pm

I'm not sure if a number of you posters have actually seen the movie in question. I caught it yesterday and can honestly say it's exhausting and bloated, but it's not all that much worse than the first Wonderland movie. There are a handful of well-wrought scenes of surreal fantasy (owing absolutely zero to the writings of Lewis Carroll), a handful of British actors chewing the scenery like they're in a Christmas Panto, and an avalanche of grotesque CGI that threatens to overwhelm the screen in nearly every frame. Oh, and Johnny Depp? I dunno, he just seems to be playing a kabuki drag queen in every role these days, this one no worse than his last dozen or so appearances. (Did you see him in Black Mass? I rest my case.) 

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Alice : Looking Glass#8
Posted: 5/28/16 at 6:48pm

The first film was tragic so I can't imagine what this one will be like.

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Alice : Looking Glass#9
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:09am

SNAFU said: "Personally I never understood Depp's appeal. He always looks like he needs a good long shower and his constantly changing accent is fncking pretentious! 

 

And the only reason he "worked" as Captain Jack Sparrow.  Play to your strengths Johnny. U need the $$ to pay yer spousal support.

 

 

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Alice : Looking Glass#10
Posted: 5/29/16 at 12:14am

No kidding, no prenup and charges of spousal abuse. Gonna cost!

 

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