Comedic Shakespeare Monolouges

[jdftba]

So my high school is doing Much Ado About Nothing. Which is absolutely fantastic, because I adore that play so much and I think it is absolutely hilarious and I am absolutely ecstatic to be a part of it. 

The only problem is that I'm not really familiar with any of Shakespeare's other comedic shows. 

So I need a monologue that is either female or not really gender specific, and that is actually funny, not just comedic in terms of Shakespeare's times. 

If some people could point me towards either shows or specific monologues that you think might fit the bill, that would be amazing.  

Thanks!