Jonathan Swift

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 4:15pm

What might he modestly propose today?  I think it would be that the US build a wall out of actual living Mexicans along the southern border.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 4:20pm

But, and this is a crucial design element, would they be facing towards the US or towards Mexico? Symbolically coming or going, so to speak?

[South Florida]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 4:23pm

Wall, Sh**, just take turns goin down for border patrol.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 4:25pm

I was automatically thinking facing up, I'm not sure why.

[FishermanBob]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 4:30pm

FindingNamo said: "I was automatically thinking facing up, I'm not sure why.

 

So if they are facing up, they would be in a horizontal position.  We better check to make sure they are easily stackable.

 

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 4:33pm

They could rest easier.  

[PalJoey]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 5:08pm

 

Swift might go on at some length about the fact that the one on top would always be in jeopardy of getting a bad sunburn.

 

 

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 5:35pm

Nobody's confiscating their sombreros. 

[haterobics]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 6:26pm

FindingNamo said: "They could rest easier. "

 

Are you insinuating they are not hard workers?

[darquegk]

Posted: 8/27/15 at 7:29pm

When my mother, who is from South America, came to America, she was appalled by the stereotype of Mexicans and Hispanics in general as lazy sluggards. Fast forward forty years, and the stereotype has reversed for the most part.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 8/28/15 at 9:22am

Swift would probably modestly propose that Christians actually live according to the rules in that Bible thing they keep waving around, and start with executing women who aren't virgins on their wedding days.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/28/15 at 9:42am

Ooooh.  That's good.