If you tell me that you not only chicken fry your queef balls but marinate them in buttermilk beforehand to keep them extra moist, I will worship at your temple forever.
South Florida said: "I'm the creepy old man and you guys are talking about fried balls?
You've just indicted every sweet, adorable Italian grandmother who might deep fry her meat balls for a few seconds to give them a crispy crust and tried to make them sound like perverts. Italian grandmothers, South Florida? I really hope you're proud of yourself.