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Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
#1Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 12:35pm
https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/HAND-TO-GOD-Audience-Member-Attempts-to-Charge-Cell-Phone-On-Stage-20150706 This is the ultimate in stupid.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
#2Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 12:36pm
I guess this could be interpreted as a compliment to Beowulf Boritt on his very realistic set design if this was, indeed, an act of stupidity and not some dare
"Mostly, I loved the size of these people's emotions. Nobody has emotions this size anymore. Outsized emotions. Operatic emotions. Kushemski and Vanda are like Tristan and Isolde, they're Paolo and Francesca. Nobody's in total thrall like this anymore. Nobody's overcome by passion like this, or goes through this kind of rage." Thomas, Venus in Fur
LarryD2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/14
#3Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 12:38pm
It remains unclear whether the brazen theater-goer was truly unaware of the consequences of his actions or perhaps was acting on a dare. According to the site, upon receiving his phone back, he asked the usher, "Well, where can I charge it?
Ugh. I forgot it was a god-given right nowadays to charge your phone at any public place. I hope the usher's answer was "At home, a$$hole."
Updated On: 7/6/15 at 12:38 PM
followspot
Broadway Star Joined: 12/27/11
#4Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 12:40pm
This story's constant recycling on social media over the past two weeks is beginning to feel publicity-driven.
"Tracy... Hold Mama's waffles."
#5Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 12:43pm
"This story's constant recycling on social media over the past two weeks is beginning to feel publicity-driven."
This is the first I've seen of the story. Guess I missed the last 14 days of coverage?
Regardless - this is hilarious and embarrassing and sad and still hilarious.
#6Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 12:43pm
That's amazing!
A1st
Featured Actor Joined: 5/5/14
#7Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 2:24pm
Ok hang on how did they even get on the stage?
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#8Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 2:29pmCompletely agree with followspot - this screams publicity stunt.
#9Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 2:36pm
"This story's constant recycling on social media over the past two weeks is beginning to feel publicity-driven."
It's been two weeks since July 2?
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
followspot
Broadway Star Joined: 12/27/11
#10Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 3:18pm
^ lol — well, last week and now this week 
sure felt like two weeks. (busy long weekend) this blew up on my Facebook page last week, the evening it happened.
still, note the show advertisment accompanying the story on this site. not saying it was a stunt — just that they're making the most of the story. which they're free to do.
carry on.
"Tracy... Hold Mama's waffles."
Updated On: 7/10/15 at 03:18 PM
#11Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 3:42pm
"Ok hang on how did they even get on the stage? "
They walked. It's live theatre, not a movie where getting into the action would require supernatural skills.
Has the person been identified? Am I the only one who wouldn't put this past Pinto?
A1st
Featured Actor Joined: 5/5/14
#12Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 4:16pm
""Ok hang on how did they even get on the stage? "
They walked. It's live theatre, not a movie where getting into the action would require supernatural skills.
Has the person been identified? Am I the only one who wouldn't put this past Pinto?"
Thank you but my question was more of that I didn't think there were stairs leading up to the stage like some shows. Or how high the stage is. I was interested if they actually jumped onto the stage...etc.. Sorry if my question was ambiguous
mpd4165
Leading Actor Joined: 8/6/09
#13Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 4:21pm
"^ lol — well, last week and now this week sure felt like two weeks. (busy long weekend)
still, note the show advertisment accompanying the story on this site. not saying it was a stunt — just that they're making the most of the story. which they're free to do.
carry on.
"
The show advertisements happen at the bottom of most if not all BWW articles, I thought.
followspot
Broadway Star Joined: 12/27/11
#14Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 4:27pm
^ correct again — lol
(and i thought the plug would work!)
i still stick to my original post above. the show's publicity team are keeping this story trending.
"Tracy... Hold Mama's waffles."
Updated On: 7/10/15 at 04:27 PM
#15Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 4:48pm
I would have made a very blunt suggestion of just exactly where to plug his phone.
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Margo319
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/15
#16Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 5:10pm
I was sitting right near him. His PARENTS were there, encouraging and laughing with him about it.
Unbelievable.
#17Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 5:16pm
lol no this was not me, despite what you might think Hogan
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#18Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 5:30pm
Pinto, I know it wasn't you because you have more respect for the theatre, but you have to admit it is a funny image (especially for those of us for whom your "image" is the one to the left of your posts. 
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#19Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 5:36pm
Margo319, How old was this doofus?
ArtMan
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/08
#20Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 5:36pm
Double Post
Updated On: 7/6/15 at 05:36 PM
Margo319
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/28/15
#21Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 6:02pm
He was late teens/early 20's. When the usher got him he said ""Well, where can I charge it?"
I mean....insane.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#22Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 6:19pm
Can you spell self absorbed individual boys and girls?
Moron would also be a good substitute. A perfect example of the times we live in.
Maybe we need to make another announcement (that people will ignore ) stating you cannot charge your cell phone anywhere in the theater.
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Broadway61004
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/14/11
#23Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 6:37pm
I suppose, though, that at least this would mean he wouldn't be able to text/play games/talk loudly on his phone during the show as most audiences do nowadays. And given the amount of stuff thrown across the stage in the show, maybe they should have just left it there and allowed the audience to applaud as the phone is destroyed throughout the evening.
#24Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 8:40pm
Broadway61004, that post made me chuckle. Also Hogan is right- someone crashing a play to charge their phone would be a great skit for Carol Burnett had her program aired today...!
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#25Hand To God Audience Member Tries To Charge Phone Onstage
Posted: 7/6/15 at 8:43pm
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. Did he get on the stage while the play was going on?
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