You ever going to tell us why you look for every opportunity to start stupid threads just to bash the show? Didn't get cast? Someone wasn't willing to sign 25 playbills at the stage door for you to resell on Ebay? One of the cast members filed a restraining order to stop you from stalking them? What?
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)