THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/18/14 at 7:11am
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom..."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/18/14 at 8:53am
Glad I could help 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
