The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#1The Late Joan Rivers: 'Does this urn make my ash look fat?'
Posted: 8/28/14 at 11:56am
Too soon? Grow up! It was a JOKE! Everybody's too sensitive. What does she care? She has a lot of money, she's going to worry about some little thread on a Broadway board. If she isn't dead, I mean. And in that case, she really doesn't care. It was a JOKE! If she's dead, Edgar's gonna kill himself again in the after life. What? It was a JOKE!
Does anybody know if this means Sally Marr will be recast?
Plastic believed to contain parts of Joan Rivers rushed to hospital. It's a JOKE!
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Updated On: 9/12/14 at 11:56 AM
#2Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:05pm
Question:
If she dies do they bury her body or put it in the recycling bin?
Oh relax, it's a JOKE!
....but the world goes 'round
#3Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:10pm
I hope she's going to be ok. She's one of my all time favorite people and I'm genuinely really worried right now.. 
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#4Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:17pmDeath will not keep Joan Rivers down. She's too mean to die. It was just...
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Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#5Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:18pm
Think of the money they'll save on embalming.
Relax! It's a JOKE!
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#6Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:23pmMissy's gonna prop her mummy up and do several episodes of Fashion Police "Weekend at Bernie's" style. It's a JOKE!
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#8Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:31pmDon't ya HATE old people? Yecccch.
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Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#9Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:40pm
"Missy's gonna prop her mummy up and do several episodes of Fashion Police "Weekend at Bernie's" style."
And it'll be three weeks before anybody notices! JOKE!
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#10Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:44pm
Too MEAN? Joan Rivers is one of the kindest and most gracious celebrities I have ever met. Her dedication to her fans, her love and appreciation of them, is boundless.
Not to mention the fact that she is a genius comedienne.
Praying for her. I hope there's lots more inappropriate jokes out of that big mouth of hers in the years to come.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#11Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 12:44pm
Too MEAN? Joan Rivers is one of the kindest and most gracious celebrities I have ever met. Her dedication to her fans, her love and appreciation of them, is boundless.
Not to mention the fact that she is a genius comedienne.
Praying for her. I hope there's lots more inappropriate jokes out of that big mouth of hers in the years to come.
"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman
dreaming
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/09
#12Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:05pm
I like her. She's very funny and I've actually met her in person-she was really sweet and gracious.
Those nasty comments are just cruel. How would you like it if it was your relative and people were saying things like that?
I wish her a speedy recovery and hope she gets back on stage soon! I was looking forward to seeing her live. (I loved listening to her commentary about theater-this was a little venue.)
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#13Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:06pmKarma is a dead Palestinian civilian child! Oh! It was JUST...
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#15Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:07pm
Too MEAN?
According to whom? Those who dish it or those who can take it?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
FindingNamo
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#16Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 1:12pm
She wouldn't have wanted it any other way. And to those who would criticize my JOKES I will now channel Joan when responding to criticism:
You sonuvabitch. It's a JOKE. My mother's dead. MY father's dead. Humor is how you get through things. Don't you try to tell ME you sonuvabitch. It's a joke! Dead people started it by DYING!
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#17Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 2:55pmWell, I for one like her, and yes, she is a very nice person, and she's the only comic who has me howling with laughter. Best wishes for her recovery.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#18Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:11pm
And for those of you thinking that the "clinic" Joan was at when she stopped breathing was a plastic surgeon, GROW UP!
If Joan were having more work done, she would have instructed EMS to proclaim it loudly!
The address reported in the latest NY Times article is Yorkville Endoscopy at 201 East 93rd Street--a very nice place, I can say from personal experience. They do lovely colonoscopies.
But who knew they worked on vocal chords?
NY TIMES Update on Joan from 12:53 PM
#19Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:12pmMaybe that's for folks who talk out of their asses.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
FindingNamo
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#20Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:18pm
"But who knew they worked on vocal chords?"
They don't but since nothing but mean crap cones out of Joan's mouth, they made an exception! OH! You don't know!
I do worry that their saying she's "stable" as code for waiting til her horse-faced daughter arrives to tell her her mother's gone. If so I hope they have plenty of carrots and sugar cubes for Missy. Oh! It is just... What? Missy once ran the Triple Crown! She had to pick up bagels, a dreidel for Cooper and a fancy new blanket to put under her saddle! Oh! And she paid RETAIL! Missy counted the change with her hooves! One-two-three dollars...
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Updated On: 8/29/14 at 03:18 PM
FindingNamo
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#21Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 3:19pmIt's a JOKE!
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Updated On: 8/28/14 at 03:19 PM
#22Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:00pmooooh, what a roll you're on, Nams!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#23Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:21pm
I do hope you've prepared your obituary routine in advance.
#24Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:41pmHasn't everyone?
....but the world goes 'round
#25Karma stops Joan Rivers's breathing
Posted: 8/28/14 at 4:50pm
If she dies, she told her own last joke last night at the Laurie Beechman: "I’m 81--I could go at any moment. I could fall over right here and you all could say, ‘I was there!’”
NY DAILY NEWS: Joan Rivers joked about her death day before surgery scare
