We're really going to use the word insensitive and Joan Rivers in the same sentence?

She made a career out of her insensitive, contentious remarks.

If she were reading this (or listening) she would probably chastise me because she wrote the joke and used it already on half a dozen potentially brain challenged individuals.

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FindingNamo

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 01:39pm

Then again, without that theme this thread wouldn't be closing in on 500 posts.

"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work

Liza's Headband

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 01:41pm

.... which is exactly what you wanted all along ...

FindingNamo

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 01:49pm

How weird it would be to start a thread and not want responses.

Then again, you're a master at counter-intuitive posting.

"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work

Updated On: 9/4/14 at 01:49 PM

Mister Matt

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:01pm

jokes
can
be
hurtful

Not according to Joan. Especially if they are directed at any celebrity.

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Liza's Headband

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:03pm

Namo, you know exactly what I meant. You're proud of the response elicited and do not hesitate to stoke that fire.

SNAFU

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:04pm

You have no idea as to when to STFU do you, Headband?

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Updated On: 9/4/14 at 02:04 PM

YouWantitWhen????

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:11pm

Namo, did you turn down The Accessory at some leather bar in a previous life? It is obsessed,,,

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FindingNamo

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:14pm

The way the abscessory behaves I must have given him the time of his previous life in a leather bar. He was a Pushy relentless scat bottom probably.

"I hate dead people!" -- Joan Rivers. A Piece of Work

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:17pm

What do you mean "was"?

SonofRobbieJ

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:17pm

'He was a Pushy relentless scat bottom probably.'

Do you think I can make the name Ella Fist-gerald work for my scat bottom drag character?

Reginald Tresilian

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:22pm

I think you just did.

SonofRobbieJ

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:25pm

'Skiddly-skop-bop...oops.'

That's how every number ends! Followed by a change of costume!

madbrian

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:33pm

I think you should all leave Liza's Dress Shield alone.

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 02:50pm

Do you think I can make the name Ella Fist-gerald work for my scat bottom drag character?

That is a joke worth of Joan Rivers.

(And, as a Joan Ranger, I totally mean that as a compliment!)

yr pal,
joey

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doodlenyc

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:00pm

MSNBC and CNN are breaking that Joan died. RIP

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Updated On: 9/4/14 at 03:00 PM

ljay889

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:02pm

RIP, Joan.

#sadandtransparent

ljay889

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:04pm

This summer has been rough for celebrity deaths.

#sadandtransparent

SonofRobbieJ

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:05pm

This summer is worse than the 2012 pre-board!

Brava, Ms. Rivers, on a long life of making people laugh.

HorseTears

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:06pm

NYadgal

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:08pm

Brava, indeed.

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Musical Master

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:10pm

Brava Joan, I hope you rest in peace and make heaven laugh.

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:11pm

And she is gone (01:17 SEPT 4 2014)

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PalJoey

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/4/14 at 03:15pm

May her name for be for a blessing.

And that was not a joke.

yr pal,
joey

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