The family reports that Joan is out of intensive care.

Apparently, someone told her that if she makes a comeback, Namo has agreed to sit through it and not hiss.

She beckoned to Cooper to come closer so she could whisper something in his ear. He tried to make out the words she was saying, but he couldn't make any sense of it.

He said, "Nana New Face, I'm sorry but I just can't understand. I love you and I want to know what you have to say."

Joan scowled and motioned for a small chalkboard, on which she scrawled:

DON'T

LET

THEM

BRING

LIZA'S

F*CKING

HEADBAND

Everyone shook their heads, and Melissa said, "I think she's finally lost it."

yr pal,
joey

Blocked so far: suestorm, Master Bates

Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:37 PM

Musical Master

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Posted: 9/3/14 at 02:43pm

According to an update, there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead which is a good sign.

Updated On: 9/3/14 at 02:43 PM

IAMWHATIAM

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Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:01pm

PalJoey,

If there were such a list, your last post would certainly be atop the list of All Time Best BWW Posts for both cleverness and content.

Count me in on a Joan Rivers field trip.

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Liza's Headband

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:33pm

PalJoey. I have a surprise gift for you. It will be publicly revealed on this message board on Friday at 10:00am (or around there). Get ready.

sabrelady

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:41pm

OOOO a threat! or a promise. A promise of a threat?

(PS youse guys are stealing focus from Joanie !)

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Liza's Headband

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Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:43pm

Oh, good grief. Since when is a gift considered a "threat"? People overanalyze sh!t on here wayyyyyy tooooo muuucchhhh (take this thread, for example)

My best wishes and prayers for Joan. Hoping for a speedy recovery.

PalJoey

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:48pm

As Dolores Gray sang, "Thanks a lot but no thanks!"

yr pal,
joey

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Liza's Headband

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:49pm

You'll have no choice in the matter. You shall be receiving this gift, either way!

Borstalboy

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 03:50pm

How very Maleficent of you.

"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry

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Posted: 9/3/14 at 04:01pm

"...there was a scan that showed that Joan is not brain dead..."

Honey, your scanner may say one thing, but we’ve heard her material…

OH! I MEAN! ISN’T IT JUST!

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dreaming

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God to Joan Rivers: Whose face are you wearing?
Posted: 9/3/14 at 04:15pm

Be nice. Even if you don't care for her material, understand she's got a family who loves and cares about her. She's a tough lady-and there is reason to hope she might be ok.