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BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!

BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!

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#2BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:24pm

Who saw this one coming? Anyone?


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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#2BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:24pm

There's already a uproar about Tumblr about them not casting real whores...

Updated On: 8/7/14 at 04:24 PM

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#3BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:25pm

Whores, actors, what's the difference?


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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#4BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:28pm

Whores get paid.


....but the world goes 'round

pmensky
#5BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:30pm

Rob Ashford + Whorehouse = 7th sign of the apocalypse. All hail Satan.

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#6BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:30pm

can we say flop?


A Chorus Line revival played its final Broadway performance on August 17, 2008. The tour played its final performance on August 21, 2011. A new non-equity tour started in October 2012 played its final performance on March 23, 2013. Another non-equity tour launched on January 20, 2018. The tour ended its US run in Kansas City and then toured throughout Japan August & September 2018.

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#7BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:31pm

This announcement literally comes out of thin air. No one saw this coming.

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#8BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:32pm

Has the opportunity for some great casting

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#9BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:33pm

I was just about to see what everyone was thinking regarding the casting.

Any guesses for Mona? Thorpe?


....but the world goes 'round

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#10BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:35pm

I heard something about this about two months ago. They were courting a Tony-winner (and also perennial Emmy nominee) for this. Not sure if that deal was closed.

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#11BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:35pm

Brooks Ashkemenkahsdfh would be a great Thorpe.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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#12BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:36pm

Saw the original and the sequel (guilty pleasure).


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Gothampc
#13BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:36pm

I'd like to see Reba McEntire as Miss Mona.

If he could control his crazy, Alec Baldwin as Sheriff Dodd

Jefferson Mays as Melvin Thorpe

Lillias White as Jewel

Lee Wilkof as the Governor

Leigh Ann Larkin as Doatsey Mae


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#14BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:39pm

Baldwin controlling his crazy? Surely you jest.


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nasty_khakis
#15BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:40pm

They were courting a Tony-winner (and also perennial Emmy nominee) for this.

The only person I can think of who's a multiple Emmy nominee and Tony-winner who's remotely right for this part is Jane Krakowski. Other tv/theatre people I can think of (Like Megan Mullally) aren't Tony winners or are too old (Tyne Daly).

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#16BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:42pm

I would love to see Krakowski as Mona.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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Gothampc
#18BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:46pm

"Tony-winner who's remotely right for this part is Jane Krakowski"

Too sexy for Mona. Mona shouldn't be better looking than the girls.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#19BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:46pm

"They were courting a Tony-winner (and also perennial Emmy nominee) for this."

Sounds like Angela Lansbury!


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#20BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:49pm

And there you have it. But I really don't know where they were at in the process, so that might have fallen through.

And let's remember that Miss Mona is not a dinosaur. She's really a woman in her late 30's (if we go by Carlin Glynn and Dolly Parton).

Updated On: 8/7/14 at 04:49 PM

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#21BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:51pm

When is this for? Spring 2016?

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#22BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:52pm

I wonder if, like Grease, they'll make this production resemble the movie more than the stage piece. It seems like something Ashford might do. It would make me sad.

Gothampc
#23BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:54pm

I don't think they can afford to license "I Will Always Love You." Dolly charges big bucks for that song.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Gothampc
#24BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS Coming to Broadway; Rob Ashford to Direct!
Posted: 8/7/14 at 4:55pm

I wonder if this will even make it to Broadway. It just seems so random.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.