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Favorite Funny Lines

Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/27/14 at 03:15pm
Post some of your favorite funny lines from a play or musical.

In Love! Valor! Compassion! when Buzz describes his room, he says it's the Anne Frank Memorial Closet.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
jiff
Chorus Member
joined:1/29/12
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/29/14 at 10:51pm
"You were a man of grace and polish, that never spoke above a hush. Now all at once you're using language that would make a sailor blush."
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GavestonPS
Broadway Legend
joined:6/10/12
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/29/14 at 10:59pm
"And you're loving me and I'm loving you.... And that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's show biz, kid!"
chinto1984
Leading Actor
joined:8/6/07
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 02:07am
You can talk to birds.
greenlantern
Swing
joined:2/11/13
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 05:45am
From Noel Coward's Star Quality - "She has more lines on her face than she has in the script."
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morosco
Broadway Legend
joined:7/10/04
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 01:32pm
To lose a husband, or a lover or two, during one's lifetime can be vexing - but to lose one's teeth is a catastrophe!
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quizking101
Broadway Legend
joined:12/25/09
Favorite Funny Lines
Posted: 7/30/14 at 11:20pm
"In the mid-to-late eighties, I was in my early-late twenties..."

"When I think about all of the people I have come upon in my travels, I can't help but think about the people who have come upon me..."

 
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