TRUE BLOOD - Season 7

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

You still a dumb bitch. Double-lizzing at working in pop culture.

[Jordan Catalano]

Sarah wanted to liz out with Pam tonight.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Sorry "pop culture is my profession." No, heifer, your profession is dumb bitch.

[Jordan Catalano]

That sounds like either a Pam, Tara or Lafayette line.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Did Lafayette have any lines tonight? I really hate the way they take Anna and Rutina's voices and make them shrill and dub them over the little girls.

[Jordan Catalano]

No, he didn't.

Did they dub the lines? It didn't sound like Anna to me, so I wondered.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

I could hear it in some of the lines. They've had a zillion different young Sookie and Taras, haven't they? I'm all for a Gran drive-by, but I didn't need another effing flashback. I thought the infomercial started funny then fell apart.

[Jordan Catalano]

Well, I'm just glad they let Sam get out of the car even though they didn't let him say anything. At least we know he's alive.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Speaking of dumb bitches, so is Nicole. I can't believe all the season turned out to be was about pairing people up

[Jordan Catalano]

Now that's some troof.

[FindingNamo]

I'm pretty sure Sam said, "Heyyyy Sook." Lafayette batted his eyes, which has always been considered dialogue for him.

[lovepuppy]

And you's a dumb b*tch heifer name-caller who must be 16 years old because you obviously don't have a job or a life if all you do is sit around posting sh*t on message boards!

YOU BETTAH WORK!

Get a life.

[FindingNamo]

[javero]

"I'm going to say what everybody was just too nice to save for like three seasons or whatever. lovepuppy, you a dumb bitch. Javero, too."

Yep, and I wear my dumbassery with pride you self-righteous broadway-worshipping Namo-d*ck-riders

Auditions for MEAN GIRLS REBOOTED are being held in the next room...

[Luscious]

One of the worst series finales ever. Like Showtime's Dexter, True Blood fizzles and goes out with a whimper. A real shame.

[ray-andallthatjazz86]

Thank you for reminding me of lizzing, PRS. That CHICAGO joke definitely had me lizzing at the dentist's office.
The finale was pretty terrible, especially after next week's better-than-usual episode. I couldn't believe they spent so much time on Sarah Newlin, like why was the very last scene of dialogue a scene between Sarah and her dead husband. Who cares? I just wish it had been more cohesive, and that they had apent more time focused on the core relationships. Totally agree that Bill's requests were absurd, and that wedding...just wasn't buying it. Loved Pam and Eric as always, no idea why Sookie had to end up pregnant and with some random guy, overall the season felt like homework whenever Pam and Eric were off-screen. I'd so watch PAM!

[YouWantitWhen????]

If she was going to end up with some bearded guy, why didn't they just let her be with Alcide? I had heard spoilers that were wrong, and am glad for it. Beeeeeel drove me nuts in the end. Jessica saved the show for me. Even though the wedding was weird, love her and Hoyt together. Same shrug at the ending. I did not care that much for Sarah Newlin, and would have preferred a different order to the ending, where the Thanksgiving feast was the closing shot, not her.

I feel like Frodo after he finally tosses that ring into the fires of Mordor - It's gone, it's done... but Gandalf is nowhere in sight.

[Jordan Catalano]

The Thanksgiving feast was the closing shot.

So I guess you got your wish.

[Wynbish]

The biggest thing that bugged me about the ending were the time jumps.

1 year later - just Eric and Pam

3 years later- just Eric and Pam (at the stock exchange!)

That Thanksgiving - everyone


I personally love a well-done time jump. The Killing finale did it well. I just think at least one of those could have been condensed into another.

[YouWantitWhen????]

JC - you are right, but I would have preferred it to be more than that. Because clearly, what stayed with me was Sarah and Steve, and not the rest of the TB family. It just seemed like Sarah was way too much for this episode.

[JerseyGirl2]

I think it's safe to say that at some point Layfette has said, "Damn, bitches in this town is fer-tile!"

[Luscious]

I'm all for a spinoff with Pam and Eric. They can call it NEW BLOOD.

[Platypus]

Uch, I hated the ending. The neatly tied up ending just didn't fit the tone of the show. The whole premise of the show is this girl who knows she is different and then learns that she is surrounded by people who aren't all human, which leads her to question everything she thought she knew about life, death, love, eternity, etc. So after finding more happiness with these supernatural creatures than she ever would with a traditional family, she ends up with the presumably human husband and nuclear family? It just doesn't make sense.

The book series ends with Jason's wedding and Sookie is single and happy thinking that she knows she will find happiness but doesn't yet know with whom she will end up. At first I wondered why Harris chose to end it that way, but after I hated this ending, now I understand.

[Wynbish]

Wha? In the books, she's definitely with someone at the end.

[FindingNamo]

"So after finding more happiness with these supernatural creatures than she ever would with a traditional family"

I would be hard pressed to interpret the TV show that way. She was pretty happy when her grandmother was alive.

[Platypus]

From the last lines of Dead Ever After: "I enjoyed my arms around him, the sense of him next to me. And if you were to ask me, I would confess that I thought Sam and I would be together, maybe by Christmas, maybe for always. I couldn’t imagine a future without him. But I also knew that if he turned away from me at this moment, somehow I would survive that, and I would find a way to flourish like the yard that still bloomed and grew around my family home"

So she maybe ends up with Sam, but I considered it open ended, cause it was a maybe.

In terms of the traditional family, I wasn't talking about her family of origin. Yes she was happy with her grandmother, for he 1/2 episode that her grandmother was alive. I was talking about her family of choice and how she never had a relationship before Bill because she could never be with someone human whose every thoughts she could read.

Anyways, I guess it's just my interpretation and not everyone agrees. I'm not here to argue.