TRUE BLOOD - Season 7

[Wynbish]

It is strange that there were people waiting on a Viking vampire to say "Ex-squeeze me". I mean, were there also people waiting on Sookie to touch people and grow a streak of white hair?

[Jordan Catalano]

I was really hoping before Bill exploded that he'd just look at the camera and give us some Blue Steel.

[FindingNamo]

The way that one spun out of control made javero seem concise.

[Wynbish]

Or whisper "Edelweiss"

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

I'm going to say what everybody was just too nice to save for like three seasons or whatever. lovepuppy, you a dumb bitch. Javero, too.

[Jordan Catalano]

So does this mean I'll get my spinof show "PAM!" now?

[Wynbish]

Loved Pam tonight. How she shut down Sarah Newlin

[FindingNamo]

OMG PRS, I knew I found them unbearable, I thought I was alone in that.

Now that everybody's all paired off, Ginger is still free to be on the Pam spin-off.

[Jordan Catalano]

I was happy we got a whole lot of Pam and Jessica.

In "PAM!", Jessica can be the whacky neighbor whose catchphrase is "Oh, Pam!"

[FindingNamo]

She WILL be married to Hoyt. Will we ever see him, or will he always be offscreen?

[Jordan Catalano]

He'll be like the neighbor in HOME IMPROVEMENT or Fran's Dad in THE NANNY. I haven't decided which one yet.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

I can't believe Bill actually died. I'm never right about anything.

I thought it was a mixed, mixed bag. Started off strong, ground to a halt with that Gran flashback and then just got weird. I'm all sorts of uncomfortable with Hoyt and Jessica. I guess I have to believe that at some point Sookie sucked the glamoring out of him. I also never thought this show would end with a vampire wedding. During the day. I never saw a The Day the Clown Cried, but I think maybe it was an allusion to that?

[Jordan Catalano]

I think the wedding was an homage to Juliette Lewis' wedding in THE OTHER SISTER.

[FindingNamo]

*I* thought the wedding was a nod to novellas, which always end with a wedding. And a baptism, which Sookie had when Bill's blood sent her off to her new life. I saw the original "I Spit on Your Grave" and don't think it was an allusion to that.

I loved the flashback with Gran but feel bad that so much of the onscreen Tara story this season was handled by Muppet Baby Tara.

[lovepuppy]

Hm. Javero and I seem to be the ONLY ones on this entire thread who actually discuss the ACTUAL SHOW. Take that, ya'll dumb gossip-head weirdo bitches. You should just have your own separate True Blood Dumb Gossip-Head Weirdo Bitches thread and leave the actual viewers with actual value and valuable opinions to discuss per the title of the thread.

Go 'head be gone wit' it. Like Bill.

[Taryn]

What an episode of SELFISH DYING BILL. Hoyt, don't you want to propose to Jessica after a day back together? Jessica, if only I could give you away at the wedding you're not ready for! Sookie, I know you totally love me, but can't you please personally murder me with your own hands?

[Jordan Catalano]

"You should just have your own separate True Blood Dumb Gossip-Head Weirdo Bitches thread and leave the actual viewers with actual value and valuable opinions to discuss per the title of the thread."

Ok.

[FindingNamo]

This is Jordan's thread and he sets the tone of it. I hope he rescinds the invitation to the grandiloquent posse.

[lovepuppy]

Tee hee.

XOXO

[Jordan Catalano]

[FindingNamo]

You get the internet crown for the foreseeable future, Jordan.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

I'm lizzing over "actual value" and "valuable opinions."

[FindingNamo]

Yyyyyeah.

[Jordan Catalano]

I don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing at this thread tonight.

[lovepuppy]

I'm lizzing over the word "lizzing."

Is "to liz" a verb, now? Awesome. Smart. Actually valuable.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

You still a dumb bitch. Double-lizzing at working in pop culture.