Why doesn't action on the terraces ever happen in my neighborhood. I've constantly got my binoculars out, looking for action in nearby buildings and... nothing!

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 12:22am

The part that disturbs me is that someone overheard the girl telling the guy to stop.

Tragic.

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 04:28am

This actually terrifies me--I didn't imagine till I read it that they were so stupid to be having sex with him pushing her up and on top of the railing--I (foolishly) assumed they just had a low railing or something. Seriously, even when I see someone sitting on the ledge of a roof or balcony on TV, let alone in real life, I freak out...

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 04:33am

I can understand the thrill of sex outside and possibly getting caught or someone across the way possibly seeing you, but add to that the possibility of plummeting to your death and I just don't get it. What were they thinking?!?

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 08:06am

He was a horny teenage boy. He was thinking about sex.

You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

Updated On: 6/13/14 at 08:06 AM

CarlosAlberto

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 10:02am

I've had sex on balconies...but up against the railing not on top of it. Did he really think she would be safe sitting on top of the railing while he was bumping and grinding up on her? Obviously not.

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 11:49am

Would've liked to have been your neighbor for those occasions, Carlos.

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 12:43pm

Ummm the only thing I thought was "well at least they didn't breed".

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London Couple Fall To Their Deaths After Trying To Have Sex On A 6th Floor Balcony
Posted: 6/13/14 at 12:55pm

I guess they didn't watch Nip/Tuck.

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