Lea Michele is dating again.

tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 09:59am
And her new boy is a hooker.


What happens when a very prominent celebrity enters a new relationship and TMZ discovers that the new 'special friendly friend' is a working hooker? Perhaps Glee's Lea Michele could answer that question as that is exactly what's going on with her right now!

According to TMZ, Michele's new model/actor boyfriend of a few months, Matthew Paetz, has been peddling his wares on an escort website called Cowboys4Angels (prominently featured on Showtime's upsettingly unsexy hooker series Gigolos.) The self-described "certified life coach, dating expert and massage therapist" charges upwards of $350 for one hour of companionship, or up to $6,000 for a full weekend, which is A LOT of life coaching and dating advice and massage therapy. Anyway, Michele met Paetz on the set of her music video for "On My Way" and though TMZ reports that he'd recently squired a client to the Stagecoach festival back in April, he seems to have shuttered his escorting profile since starting his relationship with Michele. But come on, everybody, this is simply a gender-reversed Pretty Woman scenario (or, you know, maybe she's just living out that one plotline from Glee). Has Lea Michele taken him shopping on Rodeo Drive yet? Again, ask Lea Michele, I have no idea. But yes, congratulations to Matthew Paetz for proving that aspirational dating really can pay off. But most of all, congrats to Lea Michele for, uh, all those services she now has free access to. Maybe they'll mellow her out on set?


Credit where it's due though: he's smokin'.
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 10:32am
Wasn't this a plotline on Glee? Was Rachel's boyfriend a hooker or a drug dealer, I can't remember?
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tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 10:54am
....but the world goes 'round
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 10:54am
Now you're just asking for trouble.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
themysteriousgrowl
Broadway Legend
joined:11/10/10
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 11:19am
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Borstalboy
Broadway Legend
joined:2/9/04
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 11:27am

"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 12:20pm
I am glad that she has recovered from her shattered heart.
IAMWHATIAM
Broadway Star
joined:1/31/06
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 12:31pm
C'mon. Who among us hasn't "accidentally" dated a hooker at least once in our lives?
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D2
Broadway Legend
joined:12/3/06
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 12:50pm
Oh, jeez, Taz, that photo. We've seen her future, and it's Lainie Kazan. Without the weight.

Or talent.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 01:00pm
She truly has exquisite taste in men.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
Roscoe
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 02:01pm
Her new boyfriend's a hooker, her last boyfriend was a junkie. Somehow I see it as a step up.
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ClydeBarrow
Broadway Legend
joined:6/20/12
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 02:30pm
More like a step to the left, no?
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tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 03:03pm
Roscoe!

That is so wrong, and yet I'm laughing hysterically.
....but the world goes 'round
FishermanBob
Broadway Star
joined:7/9/12
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 03:07pm
You people can laugh at her all you want, but she was smart enough to negotiate a pretty substantial discount over this guy's normal rates right upfront. She's no dummy.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 03:17pm
Deet, I was about to jump your ass about the Lainie thing, but, you are on to something...




Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 6/11/14 at 03:17 PM
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 03:20pm
Still... Lea ain't never been this:

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Mister Matt
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 03:37pm
Sue Storm (or Sutton Ross, since she's worked so hard to rebrand herself here)

Why are you still trying to make that a thing? Seriously, it's creeping up to a Dollypop level of unhealthiness.

Anyway, I guess they seem...right for each other.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 03:53pm
Because of the absolute level of creepiness and insanity that that thing has stalked me with. And trust me, I know you guys can't see PM's and so much has been deleted and maybe some days it pisses me off more than others, but the level of stalker-ness that that troll has followed me around with is/was/whatever just...fvcking SCARY.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
Mister Matt
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 04:28pm
But...I mean...you post about it all the time and it's even in your signature. Maybe just...let it go? I really haven't seen anyone hopping on the Sutton Ross is Suestorm bandwagon.

Not trying to tell you what to do or anything. I just get concerned when anyone starts behaving like Dollypop. It's a cry for help.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 6/11/14 at 04:28 PM
CATSNYrevival
Broadway Legend
joined:3/1/04
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 04:31pm
I'm with Mister Matt. They deserve each other.
That's right! Underscore mother-fu@#ers!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 04:47pm
Ok. Whatever.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
CarlosAlberto
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/10
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 06:41pm
The resemblance to Lainie Kazan is uncanny!
Updated On: 6/11/14 at 06:41 PM
trentsketch
Broadway Legend
joined:6/25/09
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 08:15pm
TheMysteriousGrowl, is that her new headshot? She looks amazing in it.
Liza's Headband
Broadway Legend
joined:5/28/13
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/11/14 at 09:26pm
Lea Michele is the definition of trash. This should surprise no one.
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Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend
joined:6/21/06
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/12/14 at 09:04am
I only came here to read the bitchy remarks...thanks all for not disappointing.

BTW - why does everyone even care about her? She is also a really easy target. LOL
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tazber
Broadway Legend
joined:5/10/05
Lea Michele is dating again.
Posted: 6/12/14 at 09:57am
I don't think any of us actually care, but when I read that she was dating a hooker I couldn't pass up posting it.

If for no other reason to open the floor to the BWW brand of bitchery that always makes me laugh.

And as you said, we were not disappointed.
....but the world goes 'round

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