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sabrelady
Broadway Legend
joined:5/16/03
joined:5/16/03
Words that confuse censors:Fecund,penal,taint, titmouse, cockatoo,coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prickly,kumquat, titter,cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot,ramrod,come, fallacious, lugubrious,rectify,Uranus, angina, paradiddle,spotted dick,dictum, frock,cunctation, engorge,turgid,stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and of course the always bewildering lickety split.
As you can see, context is every thing.
Chuck Lorre
Addendum: 555 382 5968
"Sexarama, Hexarama, Queeriosis, Feariosis!" Alec Baldwin

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
joined:7/22/03
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.

sabrelady
Broadway Legend
joined:5/16/03
joined:5/16/03
Words that confuse censors:Fecund,penal,taint, titmouse, cockatoo,coccyx, ballcock, cockeye, prickly,kumquat, titter,cunning linguist, insertion, gobble, guzzle, swallow, manhole, rimshot,ramrod,come, fallacious, lugubrious,rectify,Uranus, angina, paradiddle,spotted dick,dictum, frock,cunctation, engorge,turgid,stiff, bush, uvula, crapulence, masticate, Dick Butkus, gherkin and of course the always bewildering lickety split.
As you can see, context is every thing.
Chuck Lorre
Addendum: 555 382 5968
"Sexarama, Hexarama, Queeriosis, Feariosis!" Alec Baldwin
Updated On: 6/9/14 at 12:07 AMPretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Borstalboy
Broadway Legend
joined:2/9/04
joined:2/9/04
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
joined:7/22/03
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights
"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette
"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'
"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette
"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'
"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
joined:7/22/03
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.
Updated On: 6/9/14 at 11:29 AMNo good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
joined:7/22/03
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
joined:7/22/03
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
joined:7/22/03
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.
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Posted: 6/8/14 at 11:52pm