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JoeKv99
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Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
My Diet Coke tells me things
Posted: 5/22/14 at 07:49pm
Did ya ever notice that when you drink a can of diet coke there is always just a tiny bit left in the bottom of the can no matter how hard you try to drink it? Then, after a few moments sitting on your table or desk, the can starts hissing and popping at you (very quietly).

I think the last drops of soda are taunting me for not being able to drink them. What does your soda can say to you?
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
SNAFU
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joined:4/20/04
My Diet Coke tells me things
Posted: 5/22/14 at 08:35pm
The Normal Heart
This Sunday, 9 PM
HBO.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
GavestonPS
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joined:6/10/12
My Diet Coke tells me things
Posted: 5/22/14 at 09:24pm
Someone once told me that last half-sip of fluid in the coke can is 80% spit. So it isn't talking to you, it's hissing.
Borstalboy
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joined:2/9/04
My Diet Coke tells me things
Posted: 5/22/14 at 09:44pm
So it's YOU talking to YOU.


Mind. Blown.
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry

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