FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Broadwayboobs
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/9/14 at 08:33am
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Judy. Aunt Judy was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Judy when she's been drinking."
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens,
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/9/14 at 09:07am
A 10 for the boobster today

Great

Mary had a little lamb : The PC signature line.
D2
Broadway Legend
joined:12/3/06
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/9/14 at 09:46am
You'd better stay away from her when she's sober, too. For the time being, at least.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Broadwayboobs
Broadway Legend
joined:5/15/03
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/9/14 at 09:55am
Keep her away from the Tropical section, Deet.
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens,
D2
Broadway Legend
joined:12/3/06
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/9/14 at 10:11am
Will do.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)