Eva Longoria Opens Lesbian Steakhouse

Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
"Longoria said the restaurant would "create a feeling of empowerment" for women and challenge the notion that steakhouses are a place for men."

"And let's not forget SHe's main attraction: a catwalk where women in scanty clothing perform for the restaurant's female and male guests."

If you open a steakhouse for women, why would the entertainment be women in scanty clothing?
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend
joined:9/16/07
It would be like trying to entice you with women in scanty clothing!
themysteriousgrowl
Broadway Legend
joined:11/10/10

If they're using lipstick, they're certainly not lesbians, right, goth?
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend
joined:9/16/07
Get her!
PalJoey
Broadway Legend
joined:3/11/04
Oh for crap's sake.
yr pal,
joey




Blocked so far: suestorm, Master Bates
themysteriousgrowl
Broadway Legend
joined:11/10/10

I dunno mysterious. Maybe we should ask the girl who took you to your Senior Prom? Did you give her a corsage to match her Doc Martens?

I heard she's going to round up all the Jews.
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Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
I'd ask Goth what his senior prom was like, but I don't want to get depressed.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
At least she's not opening up a seafood restaurant for lesbians. Think of all the jokes that would be made.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
Kad, I think he might still be washing all the pig's blood out of his hair.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
I wore four inch heels and a gorgeous black and white gown. 19 years later I am fairly certain my date wishes he could have worn the same.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
I am opening a Mexican restaurant for lesbians. The Pink Taco.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
CATSNYrevival
Broadway Legend
joined:3/1/04
I didn't know lesbians ate meat...
That's right! Underscore mother-fu@#ers!
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
We like the curtain variety.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
You should a lesbian bento restaurant. You can call it The Fishy Box.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Or a diner. I'd call it The Greasy 'Poon.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
That's already the name of a lesbian lingerie store in the East Village.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
Here's my e-card for Phyllis, mysterious and kad
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Goth,

Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?

It doesn't.



Saying that is rather childish, don't you think?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
AND it clearly says it opened a few years ago.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Is the place even STILL open?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
"Where does it says it's going to be a lesbian bar?"

What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?

Do you see how ironic it is? Longoria wants a place where women feel comfortable and so the entertainment is other women dancing in skimpy outfits?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
What do you call a place where women in skimpy outfits dance for other women?

A strip club? A straight club? Lesbians don't really go see strippers, for the most part.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Goth has no idea what lesbians do.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend
joined:2/9/04
I keep reading this as lesbian whorehouse.
"It's now rather very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'. As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. It has no meaning, no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that'. Well, so f**king what?"--Stephen Fry
StockardFan
Broadway Legend
joined:6/19/08
I'm so confused. It says it's for women and men.
KFTC!!!!!

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