...I never left.

ETA: Just felt like staying out of it and walking away was probably best. No need to fuel the fire, since that is what most on here usually thrive on.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 11:01am

You might consider staying away a little longer. You made a ton of enemies here with your despicable actions yesterday.

Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 11:04am

Yes, you're right.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 11:07am

Awesome. So I guess we'll see you with your next screen name.

Laterz, headband.

Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:02pm

The worst stripper name yet - Pretty blue bird West 31st.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:09pm

It's a great name for a strip club, however.

It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:10pm

Yikes, Mine is Gloria Turquesa.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:14pm

Bow down before Tweety Bellamy, bitches. Or Tweety Bellamy Lane?

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 12:25pm

Only after you marry Nathan, you stripper with a heart of gold.

It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 01:10pm

I rarely come here anymore, although reading this thread got me close. I miss you bitches. I hereby and forthwith would like it to be acknowledged that I was the first to call out Liza on her insincere mcfakieness during her first week here, and she knows it. Yes, I need affirmation and adoration, still. Oh, and, you can call me Sam. But don't call my mamma, Mia. She hates that.

Et al, lah ... Poof! Cheyenne Jackson ordered me a drink at Standing Ovations 2 waayyyyyy before Girly hung out with him in the dressing room and he tickled D2.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 01:29pm

I have thread hangover....

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 01:38pm

That is absolutely true, Sam. You called it like you saw it and the way you saw it was crystal clear.

It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 03:32pm

I called out Roxy 10 years ago. Does that count? WHAT DID IT GET ME?

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This thread is so incredibly entertaining. Also, throwing my stripper name in: Tuffy Juanita. The myth, the legend.

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Wait, so 3 of us actually had a pet named Tuffy at some point? That's really weird. I didn't think Tuffy was really common. Now I'm glad we had 2 dogs at once when i was born because it makes my stripper name more original.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 04:30pm

Man, this thread is just as hilarious sober, but the alcohol really heightens the hilarity.

Since everyone is throwing out their stripper names here is mine:

Bandit Rivington.

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Marrianne, my stepmother had three dogs Muffy, Fluffy and Tuffy. Not an uncommon name.

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 05:12pm

For the record, my Stripper name is Donna Swallows.

How did they ...

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And YouWantItWhen wins this thread.

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 05:36pm

Donna Swallows?!?!?!??!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That's PRICELESS!!!

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Posted: 5/3/14 at 05:43pm

I was her stripping partner, Marsha Spitz.

We had a great act: Swallows and Spitz.

yr pal,
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Posted: 5/3/14 at 05:44pm

Well, ya figure if one does not swallow, one spitz.

This was one of our props.

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My stripper name is Starr Leathertower!

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Using this system my true porn name would be Sgt. Hatteras

You can see why I've switched to Aloysius Von Crotchstank.

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