I'm at a leather bar right now

[FindingNamo]

A perf?

[CarlosAlberto]

He was perforated.

[AEA AGMA SM]

So when he finished was it like watching it come out of a watering can?

[theaternut]

OOPS! Pervert.

[FindingNamo]

I'm back at the leather bar. It's different on a (Good) Friday night. Still you can ask m anything as long as my battery holds up.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Do they have one of those jukeboxes you can control with your phone?

[CarlosAlberto]

I'm at a bar...and I'm wearing leather

[FindingNamo]

Phyllis. They do not but I heard a patron suggest one to the bartender when Christopher Cross segued into Gordon Lightfoot on the mixtape but then the DJ came on duty with a dance version of Cass Elliot's "Make Your Own Kind of Music" into Pet Shop Bpys " Love is a bourgeois construct" which was heaven!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

That does sound great! How's the battery life? How's the view?

[FindingNamo]

I am back at the leather bar, the weather is warmer, chest hair is visible. If you've got questions, ask away and I'll reply from Hog heaven.

[Jane2]

ok, what music is playing and where is your better half?

[Jose]

What show tunes are being sung?

[FindingNamo]

My phone doesn't recognize the song playing which means it's vinyl, yay! Other half has to work in the morning so I send text updates about the guys he'd love if he were here.

[Jane2]

But I meant what kind of music? Is it house, disco, ....?

[Jose]

If you had $5 for every beard you've seen there this evening how many rounds of drinks could you buy?

[FindingNamo]

It's house right now. I did hear a boy band saying bye bye bye when I walked in. No show tunes yet but I'm not averse to doing a number from Urinetown in the men's room.

[FindingNamo]

The beard question is great. Just tge guys in my line of sight would be. 75 bucks.

[Jane2]

haha, have a good time hun.

[Jose]

Good idea. You might convince someone dressed somewhat like Officer Lockstock to join you in a chorus of "It's A Privilege To Pee."

[FindingNamo]

From your lips.....

As I scan I don't see much leather. I have a teeny bit. But not much. After my third beer I always feel like getting a tattoo.

[Luscious]

Any assless chaps in sight?

I was in a Leather Bar on Wednesday night. No assless chaps. But, then again, it was jockstrap night.

[Jose]

Could be one of those phoney play titles that one hears in the movies--Beer In A Leather Bar.

[Jose]

What, in your estimation, are the biggest waist size you see, and the smallest?

[FindingNamo]

I'm terrible at guesses in all categories? I'd make the worst carnie. I will guess: biggest 52 inches. Smallest: upper 20-something.

[FindingNamo]

Luscious, aren't all chaps inherently asslesd? So far I've seen none but will update as necessary.

[Jose]

Have a beer for me. Bedtime. Enjoy.