I'm at a leather bar right now

[Reginald Tresilian]

That reminds me of Dame Edna's saying to a woman from the audience with really long hair "Oh, I remember when I first started to grow hair I could sit on."

[FindingNamo]

Ha!

Fun Fact: One of Corine's early screen names on another board was DameYenta!

[DAME]

Nose and ear. I haven't looked in he rear.

[VeraCharles3]

Namo - are you still in the leather bar?

[FindingNamo]

Fortunately no. I left early Saturday morning. However, I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.

[Corine2]

It was not Dame Yenta. It was Dame Edna.

[FindingNamo]

Whoops. Memory can be a tricky thing.

[PalJoey]

, I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.

HINTS FROM HELOISE: Wrap a condom around that cellphone before taking it into the steam room! You won't be able to hear anything through it, but you'll still be able to text! And that condom will keep pesky spills from damaging your touchpad!

[JerseyGirl2]

I am much more curious about what goes on in those dark rooms in the back of certain bars. They won't let a girl in for some reason!

[ErikJ972]

They still have those?

[Jane2]

Jersey Girl, back in the day, I was let into one too many dark rooms and trust me, we shouldn't be there!

[Borstalboy]

I thought all of Heloise's hints somehow involved the use of vinegar.

[DAME]

Namo.. there has only really been one DAME. Now some may have called me a Yenta at one time...

[FindingNamo]

I got my dames messed up which is one reason I made such a terrible bawd.

I wish I had that Heloise hint when I was in the steam.

JG the leather bar in which I started this thread did have a small dark room delineated by curtains. I strolled through as best I could but about half the men seemed to have dropped their contact lenses.

[HorseTears]

Damn. I'm bummed I missed this thread when it was "live". Especially since I had my first authentic leather bar experience last week. Still got a bruise.

[DAME]

I went to the Eagle last night. It was nice to be around real men. It was a twink free zone.

[SNAFU]

"Lips above the hips, gentlemen!"

[theaternut]

"Lips above the hips, gentlemen!"

Why?

[FindingNamo]

Pesky liquor license rules

[theaternut]

I have seen worst behavior at chain straight bars.

[FindingNamo]

Straight community? It's the straight world, my friend. It's the queer community that is disproportionately policed.


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[SonofRobbieJ]

'I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.'

Can I just? I have now experienced three or four guys bringing their iPhones into the steam room at the gym. And I'm all, 'The f*ck is wrong with you? Not only will you damage your phone, there's a GODDAMN CAMERA IN IT! Get that sh*t outta here!'

I mean it's not like there aren't pictures of me in my natural state floating around, but still! Like any smart actress, I have photo approval!

[FindingNamo]

That is remarkably nervy. Of them and you!

[PalJoey]

"Nudies! That's all they are. Nudies."

[theaternut]

I followed who I think was Cheyenne Jackson into the steam room once. And there was some perf there with a iPhone.

[FindingNamo]

A perf?