A Missed Opportunity

NewSynchopation
Understudy
joined:12/31/13
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 01:49am
Why on earth did they not add an extra 7 seats to the American Airlines Theatre!?
Because.... Then it would have 747 seats!
Get it? Like a 747 airplane? And it's the American Airlines Theatre?
They seriously missed a great opportunity there.
JBroadway
Featured Actor
joined:4/6/12
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 03:09am
Pretty sure it was built before it was called the American Airlines theatre
FishermanBob
Broadway Star
joined:7/9/12
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 11:27am
In your excitement to share this with us, you forgot to check one kind of important thing related to your suggestion. Does American Airlines fly 747's. They don't... and haven't in a number of years.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 11:38am
All theaters should have 69 seats in the back row.
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Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 11:39am
That joke does not fly and you failed to land a laugh.
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NewSynchopation
Understudy
joined:12/31/13
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 04:37pm
Sheesh that was harsh. I was just having a bit of fun. No harm done.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 04:46pm
I always thought that it was interesting that Ragtime did a hatchet job song on Henry Ford while performing in the Ford Center For The Performing Arts.
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NewSynchopation
Understudy
joined:12/31/13
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 05:13pm
And your point?
CarlosAlberto
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/10
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 05:15pm
That the show sucked?
PattyO'Furniture
Stand-by
joined:8/12/04
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 05:31pm
Bless all posters in this thread, and thank you!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend
joined:5/17/03
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 05:32pm
To New

I was only kidding. Sorry.
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mjohnson2
Stand-by
joined:11/2/13
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 05:35pm
Alright. Sorry, it's just that a lot of posters on BWW are really nasty.
CarlosAlberto
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/10
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 05:49pm
They are!! What is wrong with them? Why are they all so nasty? I don't get it.
broadwayworldreader
Stand-by
joined:7/6/09
A Missed Opportunity
Posted: 1/6/14 at 06:20pm
"I always thought that it was interesting that Ragtime did a hatchet job song on Henry Ford while performing in the Ford Center For The Performing Arts."

@Gotham Wasn't the Henry Ford song a condition of using the theatre? I thought I had heard that the song has been cut from all subsequent productions...
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend
joined:8/13/09
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Posted: 1/6/14 at 07:59pm
I've never heard that it was cut from subsequent productions. I remember it in the first national tour and it was used in the revival.

Ford paid some money for the naming rights. They didn't own the theatre and no say in the running of it anymore than American Airlines does for the theatre that they paid to put their name on.
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