Oh Bridget, are you sure you want to do this? Patti has yet to release her demons on Woody Allen.
Here's some advice: if there's a snowstorm for any show you do with Patti, call Central Casting and rent audience members (The Baker's Wife) if Patti has difficult music to sing and has to wear a wool costume, buy fans and put them backstage (Evita) don't ask Patti to do any chorus work(Les Miserables) consult your contract before announcing any future work you do (Sunset Boulevard) don't have an AIDS fundraiser at the curtain call (Noises Off) if an audience member raises a camera, you take a flying leap off the stage and pound the h*ll out of that audience member (Gypsy)
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
I need to hear more about the rented audience members. Also, is it really news that they're "considering" a show together? I'm considering being on Broadway sometime soon. Is that news?
Everett mentioned that her and Patti are still developing something together (vague on if it's Broadway aimed but it sounded that way) on the most recent Rosie O'donnell podcast. Someone give Patti back her Equity card!
Gothampc said: "Oh Bridget, are you sure you want to do this? Patti has yet to release her demons on Woody Allen.
Here's some advice: if there's a snowstorm for any show you do with Patti, call Central Casting and rent audience members (The Baker's Wife) if Patti has difficult music to sing and has to wear a wool costume, buy fans and put them backstage (Evita) don't ask Patti to do any chorus work(Les Miserables) consult your contract before announcing any future work you do (Sunset Boulevard) don't have an AIDS fundraiser at the curtain call (Noises Off) if an audience member raises a camera, you take a flying leap off the stage and pound the h*ll out of that audience member (Gypsy)"
Gothampc said: "Oh Bridget, are you sure you want to do this? Patti has yet to release her demons on Woody Allen.
Here's some advice: if there's a snowstorm for any show you do with Patti, call Central Casting and rent audience members (The Baker's Wife) if Patti has difficult music to sing and has to wear a wool costume, buy fans and put them backstage (Evita) don't ask Patti to do any chorus work(Les Miserables) consult your contract before announcing any future work you do (Sunset Boulevard) don't have an AIDS fundraiser at the curtain call (Noises Off) if an audience member raises a camera, you take a flying leap off the stage and pound the h*ll out of that audience member (Gypsy)"
I thought Patti retired because she hates American audiences. Would this be like Cher’s third farewell tour? Maybe she wants to mount it in the UK where audiences o-preciate theatah.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello