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The Whodunnit of BWW
#50What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 4:35pm
I watch the SH*T out of WHODUNNIT now.
Imagine my obsession if Matt was the story editor.
suestorm
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/15/13
#51What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 4:39pm
Thats GREAT!!! thanks so much for including me Mr Matt!! Every good story/show needs a villain... what bettter then one with a Russian accent! haha
FINDINGNAMO, SNAFU, THEATERDIVE, JORDANCATALONO, LIZASHEADBAND, PALJOEY: You all claim to "IGNORE ME" I wish you would and stop constantly commenting on my posts. Thanks ......................................................................................................................................
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...Ukraine Girls really knock me out, they leave the west behind..........................
Updated On: 8/13/13 at 04:39 PM
#52What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 4:39pmPJ- One of the contestants on Whodunnit came up with the brilliant theory that the killer trained a monkey to drop a chandelier on another contestant!
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!
#53What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 4:43pm
This is oddly plausible.
Updated On: 8/13/13 at 04:43 PM
#54What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 4:50pm
Now why would that thread have been deleted? 
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#55What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 4:51pm
And with all due respect to iflit's colors (I wish I knew her), should one be added to reflect a constant need to gif instead of actually type something?>/I>
She loved when people had one to add, so I think the addition you suggest should happen.
#56What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:21pm
At this point, Giles stealthily appears in the room and states, "You each have the opportunity to search for clues in one of three locations. The last known where..."
"AUTOPSY! AUTOPSY!" Jordan and PalJoey shriek in unison.
"I'm good," RobbieJ responds and then with a nod towards suestorm, mouths, "Trained monkeys". Giles gives a slight, knowing nod as RobbieJ picks up the latest issue of Show Ponies and makes his way to the bar, linking arms with Dana.
Reg and Namo head off towards the dungeon, thinking it may be the last known whereabouts of Brendan Stryker, but not really caring if it is.
Mister Matt manages to arouse Stockard into consciousness and informs her they will inspect the crime scene. Stockard nervously asks, "Who do you think the killer could be?" Suddenly, and without warning, a raspy deep lisp is heard entering the room answering, "Why, Loretta Shwit, of courshe!" Mister Matt flies into a rage and picks up a nearby porcelain figurine of a bespectacled woman with bright pink hair and hurls it at the source of the voice.
"It wasn't funny then! It's not funny now! IT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!"
Dollypop barely ducks the figurine as it shatters against the wall. He silently crosses himself and as he backs out of the room, bumps into Jane.
"Watch where you're going, moron!" Jane shouts as she stumbles on the broken shards of porcelain. As Dollypop flees the scene, Jane picks up the head of the now-decapitated figurine and studies it. "Huh. Pretty."
Jordan, PalJoey and taz enter the autopsy room. Jordan slightly shudders from a combination of the chilly air in the room and the excitement of a shirtless Brendan Stryker. At first glimpse of the corpse, PalJoey clutches his pearls and cries, "Oh, my dear! Have you seen anything so horrible?!?!" Taz replies, "A Serbian Film."
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#57What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:26pmWinston! You've come home.
#58What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:34pm...this is a compelling read.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#59What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:38pm
I'll take one of those martini's.
Best thread of the year!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#60What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:40pm
Iflit would be so proud that her color code has inspired yet another BWW classic. 
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#61What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:41pmLovin' it
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#62What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:41pm
This.
This is the stuff of BWW OT legend.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#63What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:49pmPositively Winstonian.
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NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#64What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:50pm
She loved when people had one to add, so I think the addition you suggest should happen.
I agree! PalJoey can update his post to include your new suggestion, and the list will live on!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#65What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 5:50pmThis has got me refreshing the OT board way more than I rationally should.
Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#66What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 6:18pmSomeone please screencap this before it "disappears". Can't wait for the next chapter - just riveting!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#67What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 6:29pm
Detective Monkey asks "Was THIS the poster that made your pants tight?"
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#68What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 9:03pmHe could be!!!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#69What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 9:18pm
Oh, my dear, I've haven't BEEN so enthralled since Reginald showed up drunk one night, wearing nothing but armor, some shells and a black feather boa.
More, more, MORE!
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#70What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 9:56pm
Dollypop barely ducks the figurine as it shatters against the wall. He silently crosses himself and as he backs out of the room, bumps into Jane.
Long live God
#71What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/13/13 at 10:43pmBrilliant!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
billygoatgirl300
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/8/04
#72What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/14/13 at 12:41amAww Did I miss an epic meltdown of some kind? I was there for the Deer thread and Izzy's baby. Good times.
The towel waving reminded me of a Per?nist rally. I kept chanting "Evita!" whenever they'd pan to the crowds. - SM2
#73What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/14/13 at 6:53amIt's an ongoing golendrod cornflower, billygoatgirl, but Mister Matt has turned it into a work of art.
#74What Color-Coded Meltdown Is the 'Storm' Currently Undergoing?
Posted: 8/14/13 at 7:01am
I couldn't sleep all night after that last cliff hanger!
Matt, you have to finish the story...I need to know whodunnit!
....but the world goes 'round
