Willam's Beatdown

Younger Brother
Broadway Star
joined:8/27/12
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/26/13 at 01:35pm
He is just stunning!
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/26/13 at 01:37pm
Why is this thread eating our posts?!!!

I fixed it. :)
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 4/26/13 at 01:37 PM
doodlenyc
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/26/13 at 02:17pm
I love Willam, but I hate that he calls people fa**ot.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/26/13 at 04:36pm
Watch it again and see the card fall out of between his thighs at 6:02. lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/26/13 at 09:52pm
Aww, this is the last one for a few weeks.

**Important note: Beatdown will be on hiatus for a few weeks starting May 3rd. In the meantime, watch all the episodes again, Goddammit!
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/27/13 at 12:12am
He, Detox and Vicky Vox all went to Dubai and actually survived.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/29/13 at 06:17pm
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 4/29/13 at 06:17 PM
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/29/13 at 07:05pm
Yes. I ate Thanksgiving dinner at Jason Robert Browns home and sat next to Willam and his husband.

They are good people!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 4/29/13 at 09:08pm
Well, that makes me like hom even more, Diva!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/16/13 at 07:03pm
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/16/13 at 07:16pm
Wife is asleep. Baby is asleep. Dog is asleep. I am about to watch this with earphones. This could be disastrous.

Oh, never mind. I though it was new! Why is this infamous?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 5/16/13 at 07:16 PM
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/27/13 at 11:43pm
The hiatus turned into something more permanent. Boo! He said he's going to try to find the time and a new place to make them.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 09:22pm
This depresses me greatly.
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 10:07pm
Not really sure why he can't just do these from his house with a camcorder and some standard video editing software you can download for free.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 10:09pm
Then it would be hard to tell his videos from the ones he makes fun of.
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 10:33pm
Not really sure why he can't just do these from his house with a camcorder and some standard video editing software you can download for free.

Because he's touring all the time and doesn't have time time to edit it all.
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 10:40pm
I didn't say he needed to do the editing.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 10:43pm
You did imply it though. He doesn't want it to look like ****. He wants them made well by people who know what they're doing.
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
all that jazz
Broadway Legend
joined:4/5/12
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 5/28/13 at 11:34pm
She's hilarious!! Had me in tears by the third episode.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 6/10/13 at 06:15pm
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 8/2/13 at 06:33am
This bitch spends a LOT of money on shoes!


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 8/3/13 at 06:33 AM
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 8/2/13 at 09:43pm
Yes he does! Which means it's time for a new episode of 'NOT Willam's Beatdown! (Goddammit)'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8s6dvANKA
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 8/2/13 at 09:47pm
YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 8/10/13 at 10:53pm
This week on Willam's This Is Not The Beatdown we have "Shit I do in theaters!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18AaLqOEX8

It's basically a highlights reel from a DWV show, but it's funny. Willam said next week's video is going to be about hair. I expect an explanation for that short ass wig he always wear's that I hate.

"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 8/11/13 at 04:48am
Which short ass wig?

He's said that he can't wear synthetic hair because it makes him too hot so some of his wigs are thinner than average. lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 8/11/13 at 01:30pm
This one
"Hi there, we represent The Broadway Better Business Players for a Better Tomorrow. We're trying to start a petition to get second rate shows taken off the marquee and with your help we can stop Mamma Mia from ever playing again." -Brad Jones in Suburban Knights

"Is it true you have Ralph Jr at the bottom of your purse in a jar of formaldehyde?" - Felicia
"No, but I wish I did so I could shove it down your throat!" - Bernadette

"This play is sh*t! This play is sh*t! F*CK YOU TERRENCE MCNALLY!!"- Patti LuPone as an angry theatre goer at 'Master Class'

"Being normal is VASTLY overrated..."
- Aggie Cromwell

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