Willam's Beatdown

JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 09:10am
This damn fool makes me CACKLE. I don't know what else he could be hosting, but I would watch that shiz daily. In this web series, he rips apart viral videos. There are nine episodes so far.


Willam's Beatdown
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 2/21/13 at 09:10 AM
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 10:57am
I have just watched every single one of these. Thank you. :)
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
trentsketch
Broadway Legend
joined:6/25/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 10:59am
I've cackled at least once during each of the videos so much that I had to go back and rewatch the videos to hear the rest of the jokes in some of the segments. Anyone that can turn Baby Smiley's troll makeup tutorials, already hilarious and a comedy routine in themselves, into really strong comedy is a strong comedian.
Huss417
Broadway Star
joined:5/15/03
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 11:20am
Thanks for the heads up on these. :)
"I hope your Fanny is bigger than my Peter." Mary Martin to Ezio Pinza opening night of Fanny.
doodlenyc
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 11:53am
LOVE!

"Nuthin' too psorias-y"

Does the title refer to him being famous for having a five o'clock shadow? I swear Michelle Visage told him to beat down his beard better on "Drag Race".

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

Updated On: 2/21/13 at 11:53 AM
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 11:58am
I just find him hysterical. His humor just really hits me the perfect way.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
ghostlight2
Broadway Legend
joined:12/5/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/21/13 at 12:19pm
I use don't care for stuff that makes fun of others - but this is my new guilty pleasure. Thanks.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/22/13 at 01:26pm
These make me laugh! I think he's hysterical.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/22/13 at 11:18pm
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/23/13 at 03:16am
I thought episode 9 was a little weak, but 10 had me rolling again.


"Sidenote: Can we talk about how RIGHT Chris Brown's di¢k must be that Rhianna's back with him?!"

"Screw the blowjob, teach me to jerk off like Michael Hutchence."

"How you gonna put nut on your gramma's face?"

"A puzzle? Bitch you'd get confused at a Build-a-Bear Workshop."

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
singtopher
Broadway Legend
joined:12/28/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/23/13 at 08:55am
Girl on Fire Parody
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/23/13 at 10:54am
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/23/13 at 11:11am
"That's a man, Maury"
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 2/23/13 at 12:45pm
I laugh and laugh and laugh and guffaw and laugh. But there's a teeny annoying corner of my conscience that recognizes that I am laughing at the fag-baiting and femme-phobia and -- even after loving "The Boy is a Bottom" -- the cultural disdain for bottoms. In other words, it's enabling my remaining internalized homophobia.

But I do laugh. And laugh and laugh.
It's a little creepy but it would be worse if you knew what you were talking about.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/3/13 at 03:18pm
"Two titties converge in the woods. One has less bronzer. I chose the one less trampled on."



Eleven!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 3/3/13 at 03:18 PM
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/3/13 at 03:46pm
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 01:50pm
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 02:07pm
Willam cracks my ass up every time he opens his mouth.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
CarlosAlberto
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/10
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 02:12pm
I laugh and laugh and laugh and guffaw and laugh. But there's a teeny annoying corner of my conscience that recognizes that I am laughing at the fag-baiting and femme-phobia and -- even after loving "The Boy is a Bottom" -- the cultural disdain for bottoms. In other words, it's enabling my remaining internalized homophobia.

But I do laugh. And laugh and laugh.


I feel the same way.
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 03:21pm
If you find a girl who will eat a straight man's ass...
#1, don't marry her
#2, keep her in your phone.

Words to live by!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 03:23pm
I have no idea how I've missed these...but lord LOVE you JG2. I just watched episode one at work and now I think I might be fired.

And I liked it. Oh, I liked it!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 03:28pm
I could watch these all day every day and never get tired of them.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
JerseyGirl2
Broadway Legend
joined:9/4/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 03:41pm
I seriously think he could have a daily talk show.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 03:48pm
I just watched Episode 4 and when she said, 'It's like a live action Hungry Hungry Hippos' I thought I was going to have to make a run for the men's room.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 03:57pm
LOL

JG2 is right. I think he's the next RuPaul.
Everyone is aware that "Sutton Ross" used to go by "Sue Storm". Right?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend
joined:4/10/04
Willam's Beatdown
Posted: 3/11/13 at 04:50pm
RuPaul is a has been desperately hitting the snooze button to her 15 minutes of fame.

Willam has more talent in is pinkie nail than RudePaul has in her entire, corseted and padded body.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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