Glee just did NOT GETTING MARRIED TODAY...

ljay889
Broadway Legend
joined:8/4/04
*Insert eye roll gif here*

It actually wasn't a trainwreck though.
#sadandtransparent
Kelly2
Broadway Legend
joined:1/5/07
Would've been better if someone had taught Jayma Mays how to lip-sync.
"Get mad, then get over it." - Colin Powell
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
It would have been better if Matt Morrison hadn't sang. He sounded terrible.

I think Jayma did ok considering that song is so fast and Ryan Murphy probably only gave her one take.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
bjh2114
Broadway Legend
joined:4/19/06
I thought it actually WAS a trainwreck. Matt sounded god awful, and WHY did they have Mercedes singing the middle verse in that key? Never has her voice sounded so fake before. Also, why didn't they cut the cufflinks line? It made no sense in context.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
I want to know why we didn't see the following at the wedding:

Kitty
Puck
Sugar Motta
Joe
Coach Bieste
Principal Figgins
Burt Hummel
April Rhodes
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
luvtheEmcee
Broadway Legend
joined:12/9/03
Would've been better if someone had taught Jayma Mays how to lip-sync.

And enunciate. Not a song for somebody who eats half her letters.

Not nearly as nightmarish as Being Alive, at least, but Glee, get your paws off of Company.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend
joined:5/20/03
"but Glee, get your paws off of Company."

Still having nightmares from Kurt singing Rose's Turn, I would say "Glee, get your paws off of Sondheim altogether."

You just know that Rachel or Kurt will eventually get around to "Losing My Mind" or "I'm Still Here"

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
luvtheEmcee
Broadway Legend
joined:12/9/03
Ha, fair.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
darreyl102
Broadway Legend
joined:8/23/08
In the words of Elaine Stritch "I'm Still Here... Where Have They Been?"
Darreyl with an L!
HenryTDobson
Stand-by
joined:1/5/13
While these performances may not be the best, at least they're introducing some classic musical theater songs to the younger generation.

..but I agree. Rachel singing "Losing My Mind" sounds like a nightmare.
muchadoabout_me2
Chorus Member
joined:4/13/08
Is it bad if I listened to it and assumed Chris Colfer was singing the Jenny/Choirgirl part until I read the comments?

Updated On: 2/15/13 at 12:19 AM
everythingtaboo
Broadway Legend
joined:5/5/04
GothamPC, Puck was there. As for the others, I think Will kissed most of the women on that list, and as for the rest, the episode was probably already too expensive as it is.


"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008
yankeefan7
Broadway Legend
joined:4/14/12
I have not seen "Glee" in a few weeks but reading the recap this sounds really lame. Finn kissing Emma, Emma running out on the wedding. Really, is the character of Emma one of the dumbest of all time. Sounds like the musical perofrmances were not so great either.
SporkGoddess
Broadway Legend
joined:7/27/05
I've quit Glee (and never been happier), but I am tempted to watch this episode just to laugh at Will being left at the altar.
Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
I liked the part where the entire glee club had sex at the same time and Quinn joined the Rachel Maddow fan club.
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
Wait. Sluttiest television moment EVER.

The F*CK????
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
You mean Santana/Quinn?
luvtheEmcee
Broadway Legend
joined:12/9/03
And they all LEFT THE MIDDLE OF THE PARTY AT THE EXACT SAME TIME to do so, too.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
I mean...I ain't saying I never had wedding sex. I mean...I'm not saying I never had a threesome with the wedding planner and his husband. But I did NOT leave the reception to do so.
luvtheEmcee
Broadway Legend
joined:12/9/03
At the same time as all your friends.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
And Kurt singing the line "I know your plans don't include me" to Blaine as they were going into the room was a bit...odd.
SonofRobbieJ
Broadway Legend
joined:12/10/09
To be fair, Blaine does seem the type to watch only himself in the mirror while the sexin' goes on.
bjh2114
Broadway Legend
joined:4/19/06
I mean, I'd rather look at myself in the mirror than at my partner too if he looked like Kurt.
allery
Swing
joined:5/3/08
I have also quit Glee, but tuned in to see the song. I was quickly reminded why I had quit. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen. Lets hope the show is cancelled in the near future.
CarlosAlberto
Broadway Legend
joined:6/29/10
Here's an eye roll for ya:

all that jazz
Broadway Legend
joined:4/5/12
I know I might get shot for saying this here, but I'm a gleek, a compulsive one. I thought the song choice was absolutely perfect, and freakishly appropriate for Emma's character. These are all very talented people who have legit voices and are introducing our generation to MT classics which, like it or not, wouldn't happen if it weren't for the show. Personally I'm obsessed with theatre and company is one of my favorite shows, but we have to understand that we are the minority of the population and if we want these classics to survive and remain classics we have to find ways for people outside our community to discover them. This morning I was beyond thrilled when my hip hop loving friend told me how much she loved that number.

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