Predicting Romney's Zingers

Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/1/12 at 11:34pm

"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 - "What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians? Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
romantico
Broadway Legend
joined:3/6/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/1/12 at 11:45pm
Will Bruce Villanch be writing Mitt's zingers?

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
thetinymagic2
Broadway Legend
joined:8/12/07
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:33am
does Mittens even know what a Hostess Snack Cake is???
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:36am
No, but Ann's thighs do.

WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?!
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 - "What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians? Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
Jim Colyer
Broadway Star
joined:12/16/04
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 01:02am
Romney will make a fool of Obama!
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 01:04am
Just like you make a fool out of yourself every day, racist?
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 - "What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians? Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 01:08am
Obama will strap Romney to the roof of his car in these debates.
fingerlakessinger
Broadway Legend
joined:11/18/10
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 01:54am
Another brilliant zinger?
sorry....couldn't resist. But in Romney's case...he has never had a "brilliant" zinger.
I'm not holding my breath for one in this or any of the debates.
And Jim...please tell me how Romney will make a fool out of Obama. Every time Romney gets on stage he pretty much hangs himself. With Obama there to knock them back at him, he is gonna die all by himself.
"Life in theater is give and take...but you need to be ready to give more then you take..."
strummergirl
Broadway Legend
joined:12/8/09
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 02:33am
It will somehow re-appropriate the term "change", "forward", "you built that", golf trips, "apologizing", or whatever.

I hope he raises his bet stakes with the president from the time he actually made a bet for $10,000 with Rick Perry. For somebody as dumb and likely inebriated (at the time) as Perry to call shenanigans on that, should be a warning about how easily Romney can lose grip on public speaking on issues and platform.

Oh how I wish to be a fly on the wall during prepping with the Wonder Bread Senator Ron Portman posing as Obama.
romantico
Broadway Legend
joined:3/6/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 03:13am
Morons ike Jim have already decided that Mitt has won the debate,even before the debate. NO MATTER WHAT,even if Obama wins the debate,to 'them' Mitt has already won. It's called denial.

Jim's frequent desperate posts reveals that they are terrified.Mitt's rich donors have stopped giving him money.Even Chris Wallace on Fox News asked Ryan why they are losing? Yet Romney's idiotic supporters believe if the wish it and keep saying it over and over things will change.

Jim, get to a Doctor fast. I fear what you might do on the morning of November 7th.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 07:56am
Ehhhh, not so fast.
"Colbert is toast after this latest flap." -- Mr Roxy "Read 'Atlas Shrugged'." -- Gothampc
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 10:47am
Romney will certainly say about the deficit "you built that." He will certainly use a republican talking point like "now the president apologizes for America...that's not the change we hoped for." He will bizarrely accuse the president of having no foreign policy experience then imply he's really from another country.

Afterwards, Romney will be hailed as the winner by most of the media.
No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:13am
I'm hoping for something like, "I say, the president is grasping for the brass ring hoping to end up like the jockey statue we had outside our winter home when I was growing up!"

"Colbert is toast after this latest flap." -- Mr Roxy "Read 'Atlas Shrugged'." -- Gothampc
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:15am
I hope he says something about our first Negro president.
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 - "What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians? Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:18am
I hope he asks if Michelle allows him to eat fried chicken or is it only the rest of us she controls with her Democrat-funded healthy eating jihad?
"Colbert is toast after this latest flap." -- Mr Roxy "Read 'Atlas Shrugged'." -- Gothampc
Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend
joined:6/12/08
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:19am
I think Romney is too slick for that.

He might call him "boy," though.
Kad
Broadway Legend
joined:11/5/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:23am
Considering how well-spoken and genuine Romney is when he's off-the-cuff, I can't WAIT to see what he's like after being coached for two months. It'll be like Eliza Doolittle at the Embassy Ball.
Jordan Catalano
Broadway Legend
joined:10/9/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:24am
I wish Tyler Perry as Madea would moderate the debates.
"I think Glee is way too sharp, smart, witty, clever and emotionally confronting for the masses." - Dave19 - "What's next? Snow Black and the 7 Swaggers? Shasquirta and the Beast? 101 Weavematians? Willis in Ghettoland?" - Dave19, in reference to the new ANNIE remake.
JoeKv99
Broadway Legend
joined:12/27/04
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 11:29am
In response to the obligatory "say something nice about your opponent" Mitt Romney will respond "Barack Obama is just the right height."

No good can possibly come from using this vast wasteland of error and deliberate deceit. You should get off of it and warn others away. You should make sure your children and grandchildren know what a corrupt and morally bankrupt institution it truly is.
Updated On: 10/2/12 at 11:29 AM
romantico
Broadway Legend
joined:3/6/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:06pm
I am praying Mitt will take Donald Trump's advice. Oh God PLEASE make this happen!!!

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trumps-sage-debate-wisdom-for-romney-ask-obama-about-being-born-in-kenya/
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
romantico
Broadway Legend
joined:3/6/05
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 12:52pm
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-
Playbilly
Broadway Legend
joined:3/30/12
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 01:35pm
Call him "That one".
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 01:47pm
I hope he tries to lead Obama in a rousing chorus of "Who Let The Dogs Out?".
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend
joined:7/22/03
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 02:11pm
I was just about to post whatever he zings, I HOPE in includes "Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Whowhowho?" But you beat me to it SNAFU.
"Colbert is toast after this latest flap." -- Mr Roxy "Read 'Atlas Shrugged'." -- Gothampc
SNAFU
Broadway Legend
joined:4/20/04
Predicting Romney's Zingers
Posted: 10/2/12 at 02:15pm
That happens to be my favorestt Romney moment evah!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Updated On: 10/2/12 at 02:15 PM

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